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"Umkay...Sivath didn't mention any books, the unicorn didn't mention any books, you're from an Earth...d'you have mutants?"

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"...We have people with various genetic abnormalities? You are saying it like that's not what you mean."

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"My sister's a telepath and I control one of the four fundamental forces of the universe. This is because we are mutants, people with a specific gene that gives us nifty powers and/or physical anomalies. Some Earths have us, most don't, I was checking."

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"Mine does not have that."

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"Okay, let's go with A Study On Recent Human Genetics, by Professor Charles F. Xavier."

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Cam makes it.

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"Welp, you can make books from not your universe, it looks like. Probably from 'not this universe' too, considering that mutants seem to be a statistical rarity."

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"Sounds like a reasonable guess."

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"I am not actually sure what practical value that information has!"

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"I'd still rather know than not. Are your wings, circlet, and armor all from the same universe's system of magic?"

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"I could try magic things from other systems, if you can think of any."

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"Lessee...nothing from the one that wasn't a person...no..." she considers and rejects several objects before saying, "I have not really been paying huge amounts of attention to the names of individual magical objects, apparently!"

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"Oh well. ...One that wasn't a person?"

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"In the one universe, I encountered nothing inherently magical that wasn't a person."

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"Oh. Even if I wanted to, I can't make minds."

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"Good! Randomly duplicating people without their consent would be massively unethical!"

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"Yeah. I can't even do animals - I mean, I can make them, but they're dumber than they should be."

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"Dumber like how?"

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"Bugs and snails and stuff are about normal - you can notice differences if you give them elaborate tests, but they still basically function. If I make a cat, it'll have a hard time figuring out how to walk or meow."

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"Poor cat."

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"I don't think it's smart enough to contemplate the awkwardness of its situation. But I tend not to deal in cats etecetera."

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"Yeah. Not sure why you'd even want a cat that couldn't walk or meow or whatever."

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"They can have normal kittens. There is now a decent population of all the more appealing animals, in Hell."

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"Huh. That makes sense, I guess. How worried should I be about the fact that you are apparently a demon from a Hell? Not in terms of your personal evilness, but about the fact that your world has a hell that has demons."

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