It has never done anything wrong. In fact, none of the air in the patch has, even when it has been in other patches. It's so innocent.
"It's nice to meet you all," says Sable. "I'd really like to send a letter to my parents, then. Or bring one of them here. Letter first, probably. It wouldn't be good to just vanish them suddenly; they might be in the middle of something important."
She spends a little while just staring at the blank page, trying to think of what in the world she could possibly say.
But at any rate, she can open with:
Mother,
"I think she will not insist on eating beans," she says.
What she puts down on paper is:
It's me, Sable. I'm alive and okay. I've been in a very weird world, and now I'm in a different, also very weird world with some people who can do things like send you this letter. The little girl sitting next to me says that her family will have you over for dinner 'as long as you don't want to eat beans'.
Because she definitely needs to add:
The first weird world (it's called Terraria) was unpleasant and full of nasty monsters, but apart from those it also had all sorts of marvellously useful things, and I brought lots. Examples include: a pair of wings that you can put on and take off and fly with; candy that makes you permanently healthier; a bow that shoots dragons.
"...Um, when you shoot an arrow with it the arrow turns into a huge snaky ghost dragon thing that is extremely on fire. I'm not going to demonstrate anywhere near your house. But they're good for when I'm surrounded by dangerous monsters and want to stop being surrounded by dangerous monsters very quickly."
"Well, it's a bow, it doesn't care what it shoots at. I care what I shoot at, so I only shoot at dangerous monsters that are trying to kill me."
Since it was just pointed out to her that the last bit was ambiguous, she adds a clarification: That is, a bow that turns arrows into great big flaming ghost snake monster things. Not a bow for shooting at dragons with.
She finishes her letter with:
Sorry it took me so long.
Love,
Sable