"I like the human niche much better."

"Sunfish probably think we look incorrect."

"Fortunately, I care even less for the opinions of sunfish than I do the opinions of other humans who are judging me."

"But maybe sunfish are the only holders of secret aesthetic wisdom. Maybe with a sunfish theme we could be omnipotent!"

"Hmm. I suppose if the human form is objectively incorrect, that would explain why things like wings and tails generally win one points."

"Turning into a cryptid is a prize for shucking your inferior original body plan."

"Not a prize I want to win, though, so perhaps I will forgo the wisdom of the sunfish."

"I have startled myself with the occasional weird opinion on cryptid appearances but I think I also prefer that you not be a sunfish."

"Are the weird opinions generally variations on a theme by thaumosexuality?"

"Yes. Like. You know that dragon who poses for photos sometimes, lives in Montana?"

"Vaguely."

"The day after I put on wings I saw a picture of her on a magazine and couldn't stop staring at her and it was so strange."

"That sounds extremely strange."

"Should I show you a picture of the Montana dragon, get it out of the way?"

"Sure, why not."

"Lemme see your fancy phone, mine doesn't have internet browsing."

Katarzyna hands the phone over.

Isabella finds a picture of Ann Eriksen (presumed), white dragon of Montana.

Katarzyna considers her. 

"She's pretty, but she's not...va va voom."

"Maybe your type is yetis, whatever."

"Maybe. At the moment it seems entirely academic."

"Fair enough."

"It's certainly--interesting, the way thaumosexuality works."

"You're telling me."

"It seems peculiar that it leaves asexuals alone but flips heterosexuals instead of making them asexual."