He goes outside.

Demons register his presence and go back to whatever they're doing.

Because they think he's a demon! Eeeeee.  He is going to have to explore the city on foot, it'll be suspicious if he's flying. He does this.

The city remains very tacky and demonic.

It is at this point that he gets an earwire call. Fëanáro?

Yeah?

Where are you?

Hell! It's awesome!

You said you were going to Space. The Space folks say you never showed up.

I might have gotten distracted along the way.

The teleportation stopoff in Hell is very boring.

I used the wizardry teleport to go somewhere with people. I'm in a city now. He names the city. It's really nice, I have a house and I learned the most commonly spoken language.

And you didn't think you should come tell us where you were at any point?

Everyone here thinks I'm a demon and it's so great.

So at least you've been maintaining adequate infosec, if they think that - you do know what infosec we're doing with Hell, right, it's very important.

Yeah I can't tell people that I teleported here because then they'll want to know how to get out of Hell and they might not all be nice so we're not letting them. That's part of why I let everyone think I was a demon. 

You also can't tell them about forks, or about worldleapers.

Okay! I haven't told them about either of those things! I told them I had two sets of parents and I told them that I didn't die but I think they just thought I died and didn't know.

That's probably what they thought, yes. Can you show me where you put your house?

Are you going to come and make me go home? I like it here, it's almost like being a demon.

You're already indestructible so as long as you don't tell anybody anything they shouldn't know or demonstrate any powers demons don't usually have I think it's okay for you to live there for a little while, but I'd like to know where you are and I would like you to still visit your parents sometimes even if it's an extra couple hops.

Okay. He sends where the house is. I'll visit sometimes, no one'll notice me leaving if I leave from inside my house.

They'd probably actually think you were taking a summon if you just vanished, but if you do that a lot it'll look weird, it's normally hard to get very many of them before somebody else does, so yeah, inside the house.

I did tell them that you and Rúmil would probably summon me when you wanted me back.

I wish I was a demon. I'd be such a good demon.

Being a demon does sound very nice.