So at least you've been maintaining adequate infosec, if they think that - you do know what infosec we're doing with Hell, right, it's very important.

Yeah I can't tell people that I teleported here because then they'll want to know how to get out of Hell and they might not all be nice so we're not letting them. That's part of why I let everyone think I was a demon. 

You also can't tell them about forks, or about worldleapers.

Okay! I haven't told them about either of those things! I told them I had two sets of parents and I told them that I didn't die but I think they just thought I died and didn't know.

That's probably what they thought, yes. Can you show me where you put your house?

Are you going to come and make me go home? I like it here, it's almost like being a demon.

You're already indestructible so as long as you don't tell anybody anything they shouldn't know or demonstrate any powers demons don't usually have I think it's okay for you to live there for a little while, but I'd like to know where you are and I would like you to still visit your parents sometimes even if it's an extra couple hops.

Okay. He sends where the house is. I'll visit sometimes, no one'll notice me leaving if I leave from inside my house.

They'd probably actually think you were taking a summon if you just vanished, but if you do that a lot it'll look weird, it's normally hard to get very many of them before somebody else does, so yeah, inside the house.

I did tell them that you and Rúmil would probably summon me when you wanted me back.

I wish I was a demon. I'd be such a good demon.

Being a demon does sound very nice.

I wanted to learn all the languages and this guy just said I should make all the stuff in the languages part of the library and I wanted to so badly and I couldn't even ask him to do it for me...

I could ask Cam to look in on you.

Would he be willing to make me stuff! I didn't really think about how I'd do food and things...

I'm sure he would make you some things while he's there. Although you could also just come back here for meals.

Yeah but it wouldn't feel very authentic.

I was gonna anyway once I was hungry enough.

I am glad you were not planning to starve in order to feel like a more authentic demon. That would make no sense.

Can't starve, I'm indestructible. Coulda been uncomfortable, though.

Well, fast, if you prefer. Either way.

I really want to really be a demon.

I know. I'm sorry we don't know a way to make that happen yet.

If it won't annoy Cam I'd like it if he stopped by sometimes.

I'll let him know.

And he walks happily through the streets of Hell! It is great! Pretty tacky, but still! Great!

When he gets back to his bungalow Cam is hanging out in it.