"Brilliance," says Brilliance, in vampire since that is the language that contains the word whose definition he's still unclear on and Leekath evidently speaks it. "I have a voice, I'm talking, last I checked nobody had to be delusional to hear me, do you mean listen to me a different way?"
"And I'm Kaylo - apparently she's under the impression that you count as an inanimate object. Leekath, if you keep loitering like a creepy person I'm rescinding permission, there's an entire waiting list who want to get their fangs into me."
Leekath sighs. "May I?" she asks.
"If you're quick about it."
She sinks her fangs into Kaylo's neck.
Speaking of which it has been way too long since he tasted something and he is just gonna fix that right now.
"I mean Leekath is reacting to you like I react to tasty food," says Brilliance after he has had a small bite of ice cream. "Not like anybody else seems to react to tasty food. Delusional kind of listening isn't an answer, if somebody's looking at me like that and 'listening' I wanna know what they're hearing, whether or not it's their own brain making it up."
Currently it's physical specs - his dormant form is a box of such-and-such dimensions, bearing the Bicycle logo in red and blue, containing fifty-four cards including one ace of spades, one ace of clubs, one ace of hearts, one ace of diamonds...
"Aren't there things where you could just show them? I guess not everybody walks around with their alternate form specs hanging out, but still... it's just weird, that other guy was so insistent, he even got mad about it, but he's totally blatantly wrong. I mean, I guess there's a chance you were just spying on me earlier. I dunno, tell me something else."
"Well, I think a lot of us do go crazy," says Leekath frankly. "Your name is whatever word means 'brilliance' in the language you're speaking and you can do them all even Draconic as a native feature of being your kind of thing and you picked it yourself and you can also be a staff that's shaped like this -" She wavers a hand through the air in the correct curve.
"Yeah, you're totally reading my specs," he says. "That's weird. I wonder if that guy will write me off if I tell him he's wrong about the hearing thing. He was kinda fun to talk to about magic stuff. I guess this is magic stuff, I don't know what else it could be."
"Well," shrugs Brilliance, "guess I'll find out if it comes up. But okay, what's the draw of reading my specs? Is it just that I'm made of weird new magic, or what?"
"I'm a magical Device. Guess that counts. So how's it work? What languages does the me-voice speak? Does it just kind of ramble about me in no particular order or is it organized somehow?"
He nibbles up some more food, randomly chosen from his selection. Leekath probably won't need magical powers to tell that this pleases him immensely.
"Yep! Not a lot of magical energy, but whatever, it's not like that's why I'm doing it."