"Oh, uh, I gave her an hour. It's a pretty long time, it's- I guess I can't rely on the idea that our days would be the same length. It's... sixty seconds times sixty? Where a second is like," he pauses, "that long. That's not actually helpful. It's a pretty long time. In case she was in the shower or something, or in case she wanted Molly or somebody to check that I had actually written the letter. Should it have been less?"
Harry is not a fan of shopping. He is less of a fan of shopping with other people's money. The amount to which he is a fan of shopping with other people's money in a foreign world cannot be measured by conventional instruments.
Speaking of which, money; he should try to get some. "Incidentally, is there some kind of a job I could get? I'm good at finding things and I can put up wards and stuff. Or make some enchanted items, though it's not my specialty." His specialty being killing monsters, which he has been led to believe is a bit of a niche market here.
"Terrific," he grumbles. "You know, my job would be a lot easier if you were at war or something. I mean, I'm glad you're not, but my brand identity is kind of heavy on the explosions. Items, I can charge them up with short-term effects mostly limited to telekinetic force, fire, or air manipulation. I could make a lighter of some kind, but I can't imagine you guys have this much magic and not lighters. And I could make you some very potent weaponry or decent shielding amulets, but you guys seem to be some kind of utopian peace commune or something. Other than that, my primary use is pretty much killing things or getting stuff off the top shelf. Which is kind of depressing."
Harry grimaces. "I'm not thrilled that my best option looks to be becoming a weapons manufacturer for countries I know nothing about. I'll stick with mooching off the nanny state until and unless I find somebody who looks like they could really use the help, I guess. And find lost puppies for pocket change in the meanwhile."
"Well, at least accepting damages sounds a little nicer. Hadn't really thought of it that way. And usually it'd be pet dogs, who are a bit harder for a family to keep in one place than it would be for their mom. They run away without realizing they're doing it, and then they can't find their way back. I don't charge as much for finding dogs, they need finding more than whatever heirloom whoever dropped down the back of the couch." And Mouse would probably glare at him if he did. Very smart dog. Very judgmental too.
He thinks it could be a nice surprise for Nicodemus if he ended up in a circle rated to hold literally anyone imaginable. Or Cowl. Or maybe summoning up Mavra just in time for the sunrise. He can't help smiling a little at the thought.
It would make his job a lot easier if he could get rid of a couple of the top vampires, and sunlight's pretty easy to come by. It seems a shame to waste it.
"If it's still illegal, I can visit this world's requisite hive of scum and villainy and get it done there. It's just more convenient if I can source it locally." He pauses. "What is this world and/or country called, anyway? I'm realizing that I have some holes in my geographic knowledge. It's a noted failing of the American educational system."
"We don't have a problem with dead people doing things, around here, so there are no exceptions for dead people per se. I'm also not above the law with my dragon magic - I could get away with it but that doesn't make it legal. You would probably have more luck on the legality front in, say, Oridaan, but everything will be very expensive. This world is Elcenia and the country is Esmaar, and you're in the Binaaralav Academy of Wizardry just outside the city of Paraasilan."
"So, should we find the girls, then? I have to say, I'm feeling a hell of a lot better about this unexpected trip now that I've hacked the vampire war. If it didn't seem like it'd encourage risky behavior, I'd probably be thanking them."
"Don't thank them, please," says Keo dryly. "It would cause disciplinary problems. If you want to go back to their room -" She gives him the name of their hall and room number, and reminds him of his own hall and room number. "If you need anything, think my name really hard, I'll be able to answer."
He writes the numbers on a notepad he keeps in the pocket of the duster (pockets, so convenient, especially compared to towels) and makes a concerted effort not to outright skip down the hall to the girls' room. He just theoretically almost solved the second-worst mistake he ever made. It's a good day for Harry, for the White Council, and for the continent of South America at large, though they don't know it.
With some consultation of his notepad, he arrives at Korulen and Saasnil's room. Knock, knock! He really hopes they're not still crying, because that would be deeply uncomfortable and he's known to be bad with crying girls! Even crying girls who may or may not be half dragon, and wow is he ever having to remind himself that dragons here do not appear to be nigh-omnipotent as a species. (Keo aside. She is a special case, he can see that much.)