He is not even slightly qualified to teach this, but he can most certainly pretend for that smile- or, for that matter, that person, the smile in particular is getting less important over time-
“Um. Well, familiars come in thirty-six kinds, and five tiers of ability? Lesser, common, greater, noble, and royal, each of which is around a hundred times less common than the previous one? And then you refer to a mage by their familiar tier and kind- Sasha, say, is a royal amarok mage- and then you refer to a sorcerer by their three familiars’ tier, and their gender, so I’m a royal red sorcerer.
Familiars grant blessings- or powers, or abilities, there isn’t really a formally correct term- depending on their tier. Lesser familiars grant one of their five associated lesser blessings- like, lesser zlatorog mages can pass through paper, or cure minor mental illness with their blood, or break really simple locks, or recover more rapidly from unconsciousness, or never lose their keys, they’re normally small things like that. Then common familiars grant two lesser blessings, and one of four possible common blessings, and greater familiars grant three lesser blessings, two common blessings, and one of three possible greater blessings, and so on? Until royal zlatorog mages have the royal zlatorog blessing and every other zlatorog-associated blessing there is? And royal zlatorogs themselves also have those abilities, but they’re, you know, mostly just weird semi-intelligent antelopes, it doesn’t come up much. If that makes sense?
... you, um, probably don’t want me to list out everything I can do, but unicorn powers are mostly themed around mental defense and spiritual purification and physical healing, and then sanzitania powers are mostly themed around plant control and good fortune and making other people have good fortune, and then roc powers are mostly themed around wind control and physical skillfullness and travel-via-wind?”