Someone else who got snaked is here!
...so presumably at least one of these kissing men is a past snake victim!
Oh my god Lúthien put us outside this building please.
Someone else who got snaked is here!
...so presumably at least one of these kissing men is a past snake victim!
Oh my god Lúthien put us outside this building please.
"Eh, might as well be. Alternate universe me met alternate universe you and the you said the war was supposed to last five hundred years, wanted to know if that matched."
"Five-eighty-seven from when the Sun rises. Even once the Valar step in it's half a century."
"Land with an army. More magic than what the Noldor've got, but same basics, until they've fought their way into Angband proper, and then they just - fight him. On his own turf, which cancels out the numerical advantage..."
"No, but it's just so - I don't know, boring - and if you're going to take half a century to do something you shouldn't wait that long to start -"
"First time they got a petitioner. Came with a Silmaril, told everyone in Valinor how bad things were, convinced them to end it."
"Paid them less attention. They're really low-quality anyway, it's a lot of work to piece together."