Someone else who got snaked is here!
...so presumably at least one of these kissing men is a past snake victim!
Oh my god Lúthien put us outside this building please.
"She taught me to read. She wished for a chance to fix everything. She did fix everything. She was really patient when I was confused and she never made me feel stupid or told me to stay out of her way or stay safe. She saved two worlds and trusted my judgment on things like whether the Noldor were okay once they explained themselves and wanted to rule a planet and so she went and did that, without asking anyone for permission..."
"And how you decided to help a worldful of people you didn't know who were very unfamiliar and weird to you when you could've just gone home and been safe, and you thought of useful things I didn't several times, and you do things like hug trees and refer to 'scaring a plane' and it's so cute!"
"That's why it's cute, if you said the plane was excited about its upcoming birthday or something that would make no sense."
"Luckiest coincidence ever - if you had landed anywhere else - I guess now we know about adjacency you probably would have just gotten reset back into Doriath, but...."
"Oh, yeah, I guess we actually wouldn't know if you landed in twenty different places and reset every time, if where the snake sends you is independent."
"And now we don't have to go around again. I was so sick of February."
"I was a few loops away from taking a vacation in the southern hemisphere!"