Someone else who got snaked is here!
...so presumably at least one of these kissing men is a past snake victim!
Oh my god Lúthien put us outside this building please.
"Which is just as well because I'm not persistently attracted to girls, I'm basically just in perpetual search of exceptions that I don't find."
"Well, yes, I didn't tell you, I'm not sure there is a non-flirty way to remark on the fact that flirting with somebody has crossed one's mind, but I figure since we are already looking at married alts of us it's harmless."
"You mean aside from the wish magic? I'd started trying - I could sing down a fortress, but not Angband, I had really good healing, but what actually ended up mattering was the happiness song!" And she tells the story.
"And that was about when I realized, I was really happy with Bella around, I felt safe in a completely different way than in Doriath, I wanted to watch her accomplish all the things she was going to accomplish, I wanted her to smile at me..."
"Fortunately Joy had them swear not to assassinate me not by proxy and recognized the Silmarils so I didn't just hand over the crown with them still attached when he asked for it."
"Even if you had, the Noldor wouldn't have attacked you, they try kind of hard to be reasonable about their oath considering what a deeply unreasonable oath it was in the first place."
"Orcs I just drop it on all of them at once without asking, Elves I had to do that once but don't like to."
"I think the Noldor King would stop them if they started a war over their jewelry. And we could probably wish something about it. But still."