Cam is dipping a grilled cheese sandwich into a bowl of tomato soup when he feels the summons. He goes ahead and grabs it. Doesn't even drop the sandwich.
"Yeah. I didn't have her name to see if she wound up in Hell. I wouldn't think she did, though I have no way to verify if my idle mental sortings of anyone I've tried to sort are correct."
"I don't know, you understand, but my guess is that it's a matter of a personality fit with the powers."
"Well, that's still only two choices, this isn't exactly a fine-grained personality test. But yes, the afterlife arrangement leaves some commuting options to be desired unless you can convince someone to unite you in the mortal world."
"I'm surprised it doesn't happen more with ex-human angels and fairies, actually. Most daeva aren't ex-humans, but I get summons often enough that if I were allowed to talk one time in ten I'd have managed to meet some people I wanted to meet. But I can't go to Heaven or Fairyland and ask around about that."
"Yep. I was seventeen, I found some summoning books in an abandoned house, I carefully experimented and talked to some daeva, and then I deployed a bunch of summons to make it pretty undeniable that they existed. Previous summoners came clean in small quantities - they'd all had economic incentives to keep quiet, you see, but those were gone - and I hid among them and taught summoning at a university for four years and then someone figured out it was me and shot me in the head."
"I took to being a demon really well! The only trouble was then I couldn't get in touch with my parents."
"Gratuitously ordinary. Mine are approximately that too. Anyway, eventually they died and went to Limbo, which is what happens if you don't turn into a daeva. I knew about it but hadn't publicized - it seemed like it would make the engine of post-scarcity unnecessarily political, you know? - but Limboites aren't summonable and don't get cool powers and the place is kind of disappointing."
"I mean, maybe give me twenty minutes if it's been long enough between dismissal and resummoning that your first attempt catches me in the shower. The first drawing will remain valid in that instance, incidentally, as this is a personally targeted circle. I'll just turn up slightly damp while you're drawing a redundant duplicate."
"Water clings tight enough that it's mildly uncomfortable to get the air under it. I'm faster than those awful public restroom fans, but not by that much."