Eventually, Steve and Ira leave, with Steve reminding Zev and Nova that they can call him any time, and Ira chiming in with a brief anecdote about calling him at half one in the morning to pick her up from another city entirely.
"It's all right, little darlings," Zev coos to them. "I know all about being threatened in the wild."
'Chelle grins a little at him. "You could get a domestic cat. They're not too dissimilar."
Zev blanches at that a little. "Oh, I...well. That would require me having-"
He stops himself before he says 'a home.'
"Think about it. You don't need a decision now. I'm just pointing out options."
'Chelle nudges their shoulders together and lets him stare for a while. "Hey, we were heading towards the tigers, right?"
"There are many good cats in this zoo. And you can totally see them all."
Ant leads the way. "There's two breeds of tiger here. Amur tigers and Sumatran. This is the amur enclosure, they're the largest of the species."
Well, between Ant and 'Chelle, they are well supplied with tiger facts.
"I suppose you're going to tell me these aren't suitable pets?" Zev says, as one tiger leaps a clear six feet across a pond.
"I think you might still be a little too tall. How is everyone taller than me?"
"That would be because it's less...ick than the name I was given. Ira started calling me it and it fitted."
"Oh." Zev's entire body slumps, and he unconsciously tucks himself closer to Nova. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to- I'm sorry."
"Hey, you didn't know, it's not your fault my parents were jackasses. Besides. We've got Steve now."
"I think the fact that Ira could break him if she needed to contributed to her feeling safe with him."
"Serious question." Zev leans into Ant's ear. "Is there anyone Ira couldn't break in half?"