Gossip of the day: apparently Chantelle and Jake got together at Janice's party. And Chantelle is with Josh, so this is, of course, very shocking.

That's what it seems to be, at least, according to the rather loud pair discussing the horrifying repercussions of this event at the back of the English classroom.

The teacher doesn't seem to much care. She's currently focused on looking up some statistics to put on an upcoming test, and the class has been assigned some work looking at a rather thrilling book named The Road, so she's just leaving them all to get on with that, and if they don't finish it in class time it's going to be fun to have to do it for homework, isn't it.