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Awwwww sad unicorn face! Jenny's heart is melting. "We don't know why we're here either?" she offers. "It's just a friendly magic bar with tasty drinks, I think!"

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"But I didn't see it!" says the unicorn. She peers around anxiously, then her horn glows gold and she shuts her eyes.

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Er. Is she blind? Is there a polite way to ask? What's polite for a unicorn? (unicorn unicorn unicorn!) "But... don't you see it now...?"

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The unicorn opens her eyes again; her horn dims. "I mean I didn't see it in advance with my spell. And it doesn't work here at all!"

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"You're a future-seeing tiny unicorn?"

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"Yes. Usually. Well, I'm not that tiny, but yes. My name is Guiding Star."

There is a star on her butt.
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"Is that why you have the star? That's adorable!" Jenny says enthusiastically. (Unicorn!) "Also. Hi! I'm Jenny! I'm sorry about your future...seeing...thing?"

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"The star isn't because of my name, it's because of my talent," says Guiding Star. "Uh, it's nice to meet you."

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"I'm Lexi," Lexi puts in. "I have never met a unicorn before!"

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"Yeah, I, uh, noticed that you seem to find it awfully exciting."

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"It's very exciting! You are many wonderful bedtime stories come to life! Seeeeee?" Jenny nods at Mr. Fancy next to her.

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"Why did you bring a doll with you to the bar?"

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"It wasn't on purpose! I was returning it to my little sister and then the door wasn't the door it should have been and now I'm here. Me and Mr. Fancy both."

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"Ah-huh."

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"Are you from Earth too?" Is there an Earth with unicorns, Jenny might have to move.

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"I'm from Equestria. Where's Earth?"

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"...Third planet from the sun?" says Lexi.

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"Must be a different sun. That or we had different lessons about the solar system growing up."

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Jenny finds the idea of a totally different world with unicorns on it actually less weird than the idea of multiple-but-non-identical Earths. (She's also rather tired and there is a unicorn, right there.)

"Probably both," she says cheerfully. "What else is different? Are there more unicorns where you're from?" (!!!!!!)
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"Yeah, plenty. About a third of the ponies in Ponyville where I live are unicorns."

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"What are the other ones?"

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"Pegasi and earth ponies."

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"Ponyville, awwwwww, that is completely adorable. It sounds so nice! Can the pegasi fly?"

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"Yeah? I mean, it'd be pretty weird if they couldn't, wouldn't it?"

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"Well, in our world, the larger something is, the harder it is to fly! So I wasn't sure." She reconsiders Guiding Star's size. "Maybe it's not as much a problem for you...?"

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