Kib can't so much flee. He can shriek - he can lurch in the direction of the nearest house and try the door - it's locked. He can amble briskly...
He can break into a run when the snake gains on him and fall flat on his face.
And he can get eaten up.
And it's too bright too bright too bright and he flings his arm over his eyes.
Well, he could apply himself to social skills, you say, just doesn't. Motivation more than ability gap, maybe.
It's what I signed up for. I am surprised that he hadn't heard that I didn't remember I was married before.
I'm not sure he'd be scared exactly, but I can show him notes before dropping him headfirst into an evil game.
So maybe I'll be at a bit of a disadvantage while Aydanci picks up the game and I catch up on my memories.
I use my powers for good. A person who was less good at thinking of evil might not have thought to be anonymous about storks and then where might I be. I told Aydanci you said I was the objective best person in the world, incidentally, he was charmed.
I find it a little worrying - I mean, he was slightly me-obsessed before too but this level of it has post-traumatic written all over it - but yes, extremely convenient.
I'm hoping it doesn't take him centuries. If he isn't substantially perked up in two, three years I'm doing something wrong.