This post has the following content warnings:
A Jay tries to kill Thanos, it ends predictably
+ Show First Post
Total: 672
Posts Per Page:
Permalink

"He's going to kill us." Shallow breaths. "Kill us and replace us on the next planet he massacres."

Permalink

"Don't be melodramatic."

Nebula finally rises to her feet again and shakes the kinks out of her recently-manhandled limbs.

"He might kill me. Couldn't bring himself to do you, though. Grim I'm fifty-fifty on."

Permalink

Better odds that Grim would've given herself. Better odds than she's fairly certain she's ever had on survival.

Permalink

"Are you just going to stand there and wait to die, then?" Gamora pulls herself together and puts her war face on. "We can get you out of here."

She glanced at her other siblings.

"We can all get out of here."

Her eyes follow Cull's outstretched arm to the puddle of shadow that is Grim.

"Grim has contacts in this star system. If we can make it to the nearest inhabited planet, we can slip off the grid."

Permalink

Grim doesn't bother confirming or denying that - it is true, but she wants to see which direction the room is swaying in before she commits herself to anything.

Permalink

Unswayed rumble.

Permalink

"My god you're pathetic." Proxima, returning from sealing the exits, strides up to Gamora. "I ought to gut you myself, save Father the trouble."

Permalink

Saying nothing, Nebula casually drifts into a flanking position on Proxima's far side.

Permalink

"Proxima. You shouldn't make threats you can't keep. Weren't you scolded for that once this week, already?"

Permalink

"Doubt he'd be pleased to come back and find any of us dead," Grim says, voice soft, but it carries.

Permalink

"Indeed, he wouldn't."

Corvus, who up until this moment has been studying the scene with detached interest, steps between Proxima and Gamora.

"We have a sparring ring for a reason. There'll be absolutely no fighting on the command deck."

Permalink

Well, at least they can rely on Corvus to be logical about things.

Permalink

Permalink

Permalink

A tense second passes, then the agitated parties back off.

Permalink

"So. What are we going to do in the mean time. Family sing along?"

Permalink

Melodic Rumble!

Permalink

...well, if he's gonna give her a starting point.

Humming in harmony to said rumble!

Permalink

Gamora produces the wooden bauble she's been whittling away at for the past month, brings it up to her lips and blows into it.

 

The crude woodwind produces musical notes. Not good musical notes. But notes nonetheless.

Permalink

"Oh, for fuck's sake I was being--"

Nebula rolls her eye hard.

"Err, Fine."

She hums.

Permalink

Corvus tastefully cackles along with the tune.

Permalink

In dour monotone: "A thousand bottles of Kree on the wall. A thousand bottles of Kreeee..."

Permalink

Well, it's better than a potential fight. Grim keeps humming.

Permalink

Together, the siblings make their way through a great many bottles of Kree!

Somewhere around the eight-hundred-bottle-mark, though, Nebula's organic eye starts watering up uncontrollably and her hummed tunes comes to a coughing, sputtering halt.

Permalink

"This is... it's a better sendoff than I ever could have asked for."

Total: 672
Posts Per Page: