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"I am not going to be grown up for forty. More. Years."

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"Yeah."

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"...can magic fix that?"

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"Uh. I am not aware of magic having been made to fix that except by, like, putting you in a time pocket or something, and you'd still have to spend all the time growing, it'd only be skipped from everyone else's perspective, and also time magic is stupidly dangerous and might interact weirdly with Valinor so we probably shouldn't go there. Magic could make you look grown up but it wouldn't accelerate your actual development."

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"What is development? What's going to change except how I look and how much mana I have?"

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"In general kids are more impulsive and think shorter-term, learn certain categories of skills faster and better compared to similarly untrained adults but practice them less methodically, act more self-centered - at one point I memorized a list, this would have been important if I'd specialized in pediatric therapy, that's all I remember."

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"So if I practice all those things and also use magic to make me look grownup, it'd be just like being grown up."

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"Not exactly, you'd still be a lot younger than all the adults around but me and they'd presumably know who you were."

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"But I bet if I looked and acted grownup they'd treat me like one. They treat you like one."

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"They might," she allows. "Probably with the exception that everyone including you will still want you to wait forty more Years before you start working on having ten children, that one I don't think you can just work on."

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"I could find a magic way to do it," he says confidently.

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"Please don't that would be weird."

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"...why?"

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"There is a very strong cultural expectation where I am from that the entire rest of this conversation is had with your parents."
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"I know that grownups have sex to have kids, that just doesn't seem at all appealing so I thought I'd invent a way to have kids by magic."

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"It would still be really weird to have kids even by magic while you are in fact a kid whatever you looked like, but I am glad I do not have to explain that part."

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"I"m a hundred years old."

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"I am aware of that."

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"It really upsets me."

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"Sorry."

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"This was a great day off and in a hundred and forty three I want to have another one."

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"I'll mark my calendar."

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He uses the bounce spell so he can jump off the building and bound home from there.

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She wonders if he will like that spell so much when he's actually grown up.

Well, to home with her.
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The next day Rúmil brings friends with injuries they didn't ask the Valar to handle, or that the Valar could not manage, by.

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