Morty knows he shouldn't be screwing around with multidimensional shit. It's dangerous, it's impractical, it's blah blah blah. But it's a potential key to unlimited energy, how does nobody see that? He's built a dimensional siphon (it kind of looks like a cardboard box with a funnel and a TI-84 taped to it, but it damn well works), keyed in the dimensional coordinates to a random plane, and by God he's going to use it.
He flips the switch and waits for the energy bar to fill up.
It does! It fills up very rapidly. Then it explodes, along with the box. There's rather more smoke than there should be, and once the smoke clears someone is standing there.
"Whoops?" Morty says faintly.
He makes a so-so hand gesture. "Not really? That's why I say Circe's officially a Wiz-0, if we counted training time I think she'd be a Wiz-5 easy. But all the Mystic Arts people claim there's no reason to count that kind of thing. For this situation specifically I think if you had like ten years of training under your belt I'd be tempted to put you at a 1 or 2, because you'd have kind of an advantage despite not being inherently talented."
"Yup. I do not have the necessary disposition for divine magic. I guess if I crack immortality I'd get around to inventing secular druidism."
"Oh, I was imagining just applying science to arcana until omnipotence fell out but if that looks like it'll take a long time I'll definitely look into other options."
"I think so too! What should I know about what classes this qualifies me for and where do I get my ID?"
“You’re going to have to be tutored for basic background knowledge in history and science, for obvious reasons, so you’re not going to be able to select anything in those departments this semester. You’re covered on your math requirements, so math classes aren’t going to be suggested automatically, but if you want to take statistics or something, the option is open. As far as powers go, you seem basically compatible with our psi, at least enough so that you could get something out of the psychic track; I'd recommend starting with Intro to Psychic Disciplines so you can get a feel for how the two systems differ. Other than that, go wild. And you'll get your MID in November, you have to have an interview with a government agent about what goes on it."
"Occasionally! We get students from all sorts of backgrounds, and some of those backgrounds are 'no formal education whatsoever'. You're notable for simultaneously falling into that category and the 'already graduated high school' category, depending on the subject. Usually you just get one or the other."