Morty knows he shouldn't be screwing around with multidimensional shit. It's dangerous, it's impractical, it's blah blah blah. But it's a potential key to unlimited energy, how does nobody see that? He's built a dimensional siphon (it kind of looks like a cardboard box with a funnel and a TI-84 taped to it, but it damn well works), keyed in the dimensional coordinates to a random plane, and by God he's going to use it.
He flips the switch and waits for the energy bar to fill up.
It does! It fills up very rapidly. Then it explodes, along with the box. There's rather more smoke than there should be, and once the smoke clears someone is standing there.
"Whoops?" Morty says faintly.
"My plane has mockboxes. You put a weapon in it and you get a mock weapon out. It hurts and impairs as normal but doesn't do real damage and you undo it all at the end of the game."
"I'm not actually sure. I've never played skirmish. They have something that works for it, people definitely use magic in skirmish."
Ethan speaks up. "Oh, yeah, they're one of the really old legacy teams. Been around since the 80s. They're the scrappy kids with shitty powers - the kind of thing that rates maybe a 1 or 2 on the power scales. They're surprisingly good actually, usually if they're angry enough to be on the combat team they're dedicated enough to really hone that one little thing they can do. There's also an Underdogs social club, the social club is bigger than the combat team because most of them don't want to fight people with their shitty powers."
"Yeah," Ethan says. "We've gone up against the ones who do in the sims, though, and they're surprisingly vicious. Nothing says just because you can't bench-press a pickup truck you also can't pack a handgun."
Isaac raises his eyebrows. "Who the fuck on the Underdogs carries a handgun?"
"Hazzan. He's all happy-happy in person, but the son of a bitch shot me in the leg during capture-the-flag."
"Damn. Note to self, don't fuck with Hazzan."
"There's a reason I'm not going back! I mean, that and it might kill me if I tried for having touched the science."