"I'm working with everybody. It seems like the smart thing to do. What about you?"
"I was afraid of that. Does your King know how you go about this noble pastime?"
"That would be a great reason to have a crossbow and a hunting knife. Or even a longbow and a sword."
"And they didn't steal your giant bows that are taller than you are? Or those were your first priority to make new instances of?"
"So you stopped when you found a high-quality eight-foot-long chunk of flexible high-draw-weight wood, because that would have been trivial compared to finding a different kind of tree. You realize this sounds bad."
"And nobody thought, 'hey, let's send the people with the really threatening-looking bows not in the direction of our cousins' camp, somebody could take that the wrong way'. Nobody thought, 'hey, we need scouts, I wonder if we can get in on that "turning into a bird" deal if we ask nicely'. Nobody thought, 'hey, Loki said the stolen things were going to be coming back, since we're so strapped for ranged weapons maybe we can get some of those sooner rather than later'. Nobody, in a word, thought?"
"It's an eight-foot-tall bow. I might find an eight-foot-tall bow threatening and yesterday just for fun and educational purposes I killed a hundred something giant spiders. But if it makes you feel better, osanwë me where you were and I'll ask someone to demonstrate that they can hit it or get close from here."
"I don't know, it seems like a really stupid thing to do, but so does your faction proceeding in the way you claim. I'm pretty much not coming out of this not thinking you did something stupid."
"Depends on how I wind up making up my mind. I'll ask to see the spot, I'll ask to see a shot made from or to there with an eight-fucking-foot-tall bow, I'll go talk to your people, and if they don't have anything revelatory to say I'll ask the Fëanorians to send you home in exchange for me teaching one of their scouts to fly."
"Do you have any complaints about your actual treatment, as long as we're having this conversation? Apart from the fact that they took you at all, I mean."