Nod.

"Want to drop my evil father off among his space alts?"

"Yeah. Sure." Sigh.

She pops off to Evil Arda to see if Mandos requires much convincing to cough him up.

Mandos is worried that he'll react badly to anyone disagreeing with any of his behavior, particularly if they try to actually punish him for it.

"I think he'll get along with his alts well enough, and they get along with the rest of us well enough."

All right. And here is a live Feanáro, blinking.

Loki teleports him the two hops to Space Arda without further ado.

Space Feanors have been apprised of this and are happy to sit him down at a computer, hand him a stacked perception spell so he can catch up faster, and start talking at him.

And off Loki goes back to Vanda Nossëo.

Maedhros smiles weakly at her. "Thanks. Hopefully we don't regret it."

"Hopefully," she sighs.

"I thought the violent crime was a consequence of my alt being evil but apparently it was even higher in Valinor."

"Crime rate is not the only thing I'd worry about, but - yeah. Something is wrong with that world."

"Should we be keeping people away on the chance it's contagious over enough time?"

"...possible. It is the only place we have to hop through on the way to Aurum... and it doesn't seem to have done Elspeth any harm, at least not harm of that nature... but it doesn't have much to recommend it as a tourist destination, to be sure."

"Didn't do Findekáno any harm either, at least not directly. I think some people might not be evil alt-able. There are a dozen besides Findekáno who come to mind and when I can be civil to my alt I'll go ask him if they exist and then go see whether I'm right about them."

"A dozen? Who?"

"Not people I'd expect you'd know - well, you might have slept with one of them - no one in my family," he says with a laugh. "Filtering by 'I wouldn't even recognize an evil version of them as the same person', which might be the wrong criteria, we'll see."

"Erdellë," guesses Loki. "She was a sweetheart."

"I'm genuinely impressed, I don't think I could have been sure off an hour's acquaintance. Well, not an hour's distracted acquaintance. Anyway, if his world even has the same people in it, I'll be curious if I'm right that they're not all evil, and if not that it's off personality somehow."

"Two and a half," says Loki. "I will be curious to hear your results."

"Maybe Findekáno - I asked him to pick a nickname, he asked what I liked - will have a lovely time deciding if we should intervene in Shaagar's civil war and then I'll be in a good enough mood to talk to my alt about it."

"Here's hoping."

"He doesn't seem to actually have impaired judgment except for preferring to interact with people more powerful than him as if they secretly want his very demonstrative submission. It's very confusing."

"It's generalized to powerful people, not just your template?"