[Yes, there are a lot of possibilities, but in Mandos I can't do anything but generate them.]

I told you, I can't get you out myself. I'd have to get someone else to do it.

[Well, if they're upset about this phenomenon, they can get me out so I can fix it.]

I've sent a message. Someone will be along any minute.

[Thank you. How are my children?]

I haven't met all of them. Maitimo is one of the most obvious hallmarks of this world having an evilness problem, though, his boyfriend's alt took him away to recover and now Maitimo is upset about that. Tyelcormo and Macalaurë I met briefly and neither did anything obviously evil that I know about except for the general not-doing-anything-about-how-Maitimo-treated-his-boyfriend thing that pretty much everyone was complicit in.

[I know the Valar believe that one shouldn't have boyfriends but my children can do as they please.]

That's not the problem. In the other worlds they're generally adorable and not abusive at all. In this world it was horrible.

[Who's Maitimo's boyfriend?]

Findekáno. We're pretty sure he's not evil, for some reason.

[I am glad you split them up.]

That wasn't me, I only got as far as obliging Maitimo to let him go, Findekáno didn't actually leave until one of his alts came along.

[If I were alive I would have made Maitimo cut it out.]

I can't help but notice you only said that after I told you who it was.

[....obviously? I do not object to my son having a boyfriend in general, but he should have a better one.]

Findekáno's lovely. And he's the only person verified to be definitely not any more evil than he's supposed to be.

[He is boring, worthless, and a waste of time. Maitimo can do better.]

I don't really want to leave you here with nobody to talk to but you're kind of unpleasant.

[Findekáno's father had me murdered. Perhaps you can find me someone to talk to who can empathize with that.]

Most of the people I know don't speak Quenya.

[I'll learn their language, that's not a problem.]

I guess Dwi could teach you a language. How do you want to do that?

[He can just talk in it, I'll ask questions as I piece things together.]

Okay.

Elspeth relays this to Dwi, who proceeds to ramble about miscellanea in Indonesian.

And after a while Feanáro is piecing things together and asking for more vocabulary words and would be delighted to now meet someone who isn't going to bristle on behalf of his murderer's son.

By then one of his counterparts has arrived.