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"Thanks for your time," Miles says wryly. "Good luck getting to talk to your granddaughter."

Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.
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And Rachel is gone.

"I was not expecting that. For one thing I'd've guessed she'd be a fairy, suppose that's one point against my predictive powers."
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"And how does she think I'm paying you?"

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"Well, when I made her house, the first time she summoned me, it was a media list. She didn't invite me to have my demonic way with her until after she'd gotten a look at me."

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Erase erase.

"Who can blame her, really. Next?"
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Next. "Well, she was the only one who ever did it, so." He shrugs.

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Miles is only too happy to abandon this line of conversation in favour of the next summon. How did he think saying that was a good idea? He didn't think at all, is how. At least he is pretty sure he's still managing not to blush.

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The next angel is male, does not recognize Cam, looks racistly at Cam, and favors white - wings and outfit and hair all. "Summoner."

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"Hello," he says. "I'm conducting interviews. Are you interested in either of the following: being a general angelic assistant to this demon, or doing medical angeling in a local hospital a few weeks from now?"

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"No."
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"All right. Thanks for your time," he says. Dismiss dismiss dismiss.

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And another circle.

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"That was really an excessively long pause," he comments as he goes to finish this one.

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The next angel is female, tallish, wearing a sky-blue dress with a swishy knee-length skirt and sky-blue tights patterned with cartoonish white clouds and satiny white shoes. Her large, soft-feathered wings are white with sky-blue banding.

She blinks at Cam. "That's unusual!" she says. "Hello!"
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"Hello," says Miles. This one gives him hope. "How do you feel about working with demons?"

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"Just fine, I suppose. What am I working with demons on? My strongest specialty is electrical engineering, but I've picked up a lot of this and that over the years."

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"This and that. Mostly getting rid of stuff I make after it's served its purpose. Some de-radioactivizing things, maybe, if we don't get a separate angel for that. Making me presentable for people who wouldn't want to see me going around with wings and a tail, with less blood and awkward castoffs."

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"I can de-radioactivize! That is a thing I have picked up. And I can un-ickily un-wing you."

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"Well, Cam, I think we've found you an angelic assistant," says Miles. "Finally."

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"My name is Janvia," the angel adds. "What is the pay like for an angelic assistant? Do I get arbitrary objects? I am fond of arbitrary objects!"

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"I can do arbitrary objects!"

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"I suspected as much," she says. "Because you are a demon. How do you come to be walking around all talkative and assistant-seeking, anyway?"

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"This is not the usual mortal world. This is a completely different mortal world which discovered daeva by accidentally summoning me."

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"Goodness," says Janvia. "That could have gone badly. I am glad it did not!"

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"Aren't we all."

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