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a hungry lindworm walks into a bar
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"...It's not even locked, dude."

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He growls, a much less intimidating sound coming from a mere six feet four inches of human than the previous forty feet of lizard. ...still a little intimidating, though.

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"Do you...know how to open doors?"

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"Ehhh," he says, or at least vocalizes; the tone is impatient, sarcastic, a 'what's it fucking look like?' sort of thing.

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"Are you gonna axe-murder me if I open this door for you?"

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Snort. He doesn't even have an axe!

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The doorknob turns a little.

...She stops to think it over. For all she knows this could just be a semiarticulate bear or something.

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The maybe-bear utters an impatient rumble that probably isn't very reassuring as to his species.

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She cracks the door just a little and peers out.

"...hi?"

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He is not a bear! He is in fact a tall, handsome, extremely naked man. He grins as soon as he sees her face, because it is a nice face.

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–she snorts.

"I guess you're excited to see me?"

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"Mm!" he says affirmatively, gesturing at her with both hands. Look at her, who wouldn't be?

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She opens the door the rest of the way.

...She is indeed as naked as she appeared through the window.

"Where'd you even come from?"

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He shrugs expansively. Who even knows!

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"...wanna come in and eat some bread, while we're both stuck here?"

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"Mm!"

That's... probably a yes?

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She turns around and heads back for the bread, gesturing for him to follow her.

(She's pretty from the back, too!)

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Aaah. She is so nice to be near.

He catches up to her and runs a hand down her back, just to see what it feels like. It feels nice! He hums happily and does it again.

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She makes a very entertaining "eep!" sound.

"–hey, ask first!"

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"Ehhmmmm," he says, possibly reminding her of his extremely limited ability to ask questions, and then he pets her some more.

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...well...this isn't so bad.

She picks up a piece of bread and butters it.

"Guess it's kinda hard to ask questions if you can't talk–what's up with that, anyway?"

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"...right, you kinda can't tell me."

She opens a jam jar and scoops some out onto the bread.

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"Mm," he agrees, and runs his fingers through her hair. It's soft.

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It is soft.

She holds out the bread to him.

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He tries it.

"...!!!"

What a good thing this is!

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