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a hungry lindworm walks into a bar
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"You didn't have a body, and you should, so you do."

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She throws her arms around him and hugs him tight.

"Fuck–it sounds like my voice, even, whatever you put me in is so good–thank you–"

She's trembling a little.

"How'd you get into my dream–was that actually a sim, did they just not tell me?"

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He hugs back. "I'm a little confused about that part myself."

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She pulls out a couple of barstools. 

"You're going to want to sit down, honey. There's a lot to explain."

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"...that sounds like there's a catch."

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"–like, not that I'm saying put me back, I'm so cool with catches..."

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He snuggles her. "I dunno about a catch. I don't really understand what's going on. The important thing is I can hug you now."

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"You don't know what's happening either...?"

She attempts to unsnuggle just enough to sit down.

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He unsnuggles just enough to let her, then stands by her barstool hugging her some more. Mmmmcozy.

"This nice lady gave me magic powers!"

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"No, like, really."

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"He's being serious, honey."

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She looks at him.

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"I used to be a lindworm and I couldn't talk and then I came here and she gave me some stuff and I had a weird dream and you were there and now I can shapeshift," he elaborates.

By way of demonstration, he turns back into a lindworm, coiled up around her barstool, and hugs her with his scaly arms and nuzzles her with his scaly snout, and then turns back.

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"Coke. Pepsi. Snickers. Dollie. M&M's. Kleenex. Peppy-Kola – what the fuck – Superman, Iron Man, Kitty Kasper and the Jump-up Band, Mickey Mouse, Stay-lo, Colorbrite, Twinkies Doritos Pringles what the fuck."

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"What?"

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"Either somebody went to a lot of fucking trouble or magic is real."

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"...magic is real."

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"Not last time I checked!"

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"Well—" he gestures around at the place they are in, and at Honeysuckle Rose, and at his formerly reptilian self.

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"This is stuff that could happen in sims. And obviously this isn't some rando's project, there's no branding, I don't even know if the cops get no branding – but if I pissed off Coke or the ASL or something while I was legal –"

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"...hon, if you come with me I think we can straighten this all out."

She holds out a hand, and, warily, Z takes it, and grabs his as well.

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"I don't think I know what a sim is," he contributes, but he follows along.

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"...what?"

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"That's part of what we're going to fix."

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This time, the space behind the curtain is an expanse of cloud.

It pulls them in gently with what probably shouldn't be described as "fluffy tentacles".

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But are the fluffy tentacles soft?

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