I really doubt I would have asked her. You can drop by and poke him, I don't think it'll traumatize him, ah, on the margin here.

Be right back.

Pop.

I've got a comprehensive healing spell. Touch range but your alt doesn't think it'll traumatize you more than you are already traumatized.

...yeah, fine, go ahead.

She touches his hand, briefest of pokes. Sorry for being implausible.

Oh, implauslble and moderately pleasant is really the best place to aim, it isn't unendurable in its own right and I'm not too tempted to believe in it. Have a nice day.

Back to her own instance.

Who sees the look on her face and offers a hug. Findekáno looks a bit surprised.

Hug. I apologized for being implausible. I don't know what I was expecting, really.

I apologize for being consistently rude about your implausibility.

I don't blame you or anything. Wanna know what it feels like to Tesseract a Thauron across a stupid distance, I feel remiss in not offering to bounce you the Morgoth version from your Arda before.

Sure.

First he is here all in one piece -

- and then he is there and there and there and there -

Thank you.

You're welcome. You'd know better than I if your alt's in a position to appreciate it yet.

Maybe once he'll believe it. Also if he's like me his first thought on hearing 'powerful artifact that either kills you very very irretrievably or else gives you power' would be 'so what's the downside', let's not put him through that.

Well, sometimes it also blows up the planet you're standing on. Most of them are in containers - the stone itself is not a cube, or this big - to make it less likely that they'll do that even when no one picks them up.

So a teleport to a planet no one'll miss. I don't actually think instances of me should touch the Tesseract, I think we should keep going until we stop wanting to die, but it's certainly crafted to be terribly tempting - if it could end Thauron it could probably kill an Elf in a way that puts them beyond the reach of Mandos, too - I'm sorry, I shouldn't do this to you...

I'm fine.

And so am I, and he will be.

Good.

The magic helped a lot, by Odette's account. And your magic will probably help more.

Nod.

Maedhros gives him a hug, too. If you want to talk to mine -

Probably eventually, but there's lots to do. 

We're married.

Wow.

It's lovely. Your father's not speaking to you but he hasn't formally disowned you, my father hates you personally but is weirdly apologetic about that fact, it's all right.

It was an adorable wedding. If very poorly attended.

...she means the wedding party, galactics call the wedding party the wedding.