"Except that he's at the very least instigating a pretty fucking major war."

"...where?"

"Planet called Endore."

"Well. 

We could try tracking down exactly where lizardman is and killing him real carefully?"

"We tried that, with models. Doesn't work, his death triggers the explosives."

"...disable the explosives real carefully first?"

"We tried that, it doesn't work, tamper with them in any way and they go off."

"Then I think we're just going to have to say that's really hard on the planet he's terrorizing. Fuck."

"We--that is to say, the people who summoned us in the first place--have FTL and came here to convince everyone to evacuate."

"...that's gonna go over well. FTL? Really?"

"Yep."

"Are these the people whose planet he's terrorizing?"

"I think it's the same species but they actually came from a planet ruled by the other fourteen unbound daeva with lizard summoners."

"This is surreal."

"Not gonna argue with that."

"So aliens from a planet ruled by lizard daeva summoned you and asked you to come convince Earth to evacuate?"

"No, they summoned me to help them get away from Planet Lizard Daeva. They didn't even know what galaxy the summoner was in at the time."

"But now they've decided they want to try to talk everyone into evacuating Earth?"

"Yep. They're waiting outside the solar system because they figure he's probably conjuring 'people who aren't humans or daeva in the solar system' and they really don't want him to decide that with his cover blown he ought to relocate anyway but I'm not sure that'll be enough."

"Seems like it could be possible to keep a demon planetside, depending what kind of FTL they've got..."

"A demon planetside? You mean like me?"

"No, I mean keep him wherever he is so he can't come blow up the planet if he notices anyone's found his summoner."

"Oh. That. We might be able to do that but we aren't sure."

"What might go wrong?"

"He could get past a blockade if it wasn't strong enough."