Oh. Well, the whole thing is weird, really.

Anyway, good thing you're fine. Go have your horrible week. Take these painkillers if you need, but don't even bother with those ones.

Come back a wonderful miracle!

Okay wow this sucks

And then I get the lamest power on the block. Thanks, Origin! 

It's not that bad! Unique, even. You can probably grease the wheels of international cooperation, if you study up for it.

Okay, maybe it's not literally useless.

And I can devour Many Books, now, about stuff related to that.

And other stuff.

It's not useless. It's pretty useless in a Miracle fight, though.

Um. I'mma jet.

Nope! You and your fellas are surrounded from five directions by naked kids with dubious intent! (And from the sixth one by the ground.) 

Well, fuck. Can we resolve this peacefully?

Dodge! 

So, where am I?

You're a Miracle. You can probably do a Rainbolt impression. Especially since you studied geography and whatnot.

Okay, well, I'm trying. It looks vaguely like Central Asia, or maybe Middle East. But there aren't exactly convenient clues.

There aren't. Welcome to Generic Persian Plateau Wilderness.

It's dry and rocky and there are few plants and there is no sign of civilization in sight.

Gods. Good thing I can just decide to sweat less and stay on higher working temperature, if it comes down to being short on water.

Where are clothes when you need them.

Where's phone when you need it? (not that it would help, it's not like the Kingdom of Persia or whereever I am has a phone network compatible with French phones or covering this middle of nowhere)

Your phone is in your clothes.

Oops.

See how practical clothing is, even if your metabolism is adapted to "yes"? It's got pockets and shit. One of our best inventions, really.

Look, Earth, do y'all ever feel like being a Classical statue for a bit?

No.

Fine, no tools. Let's just walk across the boring arids at Miracle-pace, looking for civilization, edibles, water, and maybe something to save me from boredom while I'm at it.

The brave explorer of Earth will traverse semi-desert and discover more semi-desert.