The second that Sanders is no longer touching Caden, he ceases to feel weirdly invigorated, and Danny instead has the privilege of mysterious strength and not!caffeine, which in turn ends when he lays Caden down. This is probably not the time to do experiments, but he pokes his unconscious boyfriend in the leg and- yeah, back again for a moment. His unconscious boyfriend seems fine aside from that adjective, in spite of having just been struck by lightning, and also serves as a performance enhancing drug. The fuck.
"The fuck," he says, out loud this time. "What the hell just happened. Did I miss a news bulletin saying 'the world is going to go completely fucking insane today, weather will be cloudy with a chance of huge-as-shit hail."