One lovely afternoon Miles gets a rather urgent call from Ivan.
"A one Mommy in can't pronounce world do a party for when Jane come back and she get married! My Mommy do the marrying them. And party all in a plant she make. In space."
The somethings both seem to be made of plastic, but the one makes marks on the other just fine anyway.
Mommy, begins her list, followed by,
Elf one
Rose
Mean world one
Golden
Glass
Boring one
Wishes one
One with owl
Jane's one
Boy one
Shell Bell
Juliet
Colors one
The other new one
"I think that's them all." She counts. "Sixteen ones Mommies."
Pen taps "elf one". "Her ones Daddies are in two parts! One tall red one with wings but not angel wings. One a dragon."
"Yeah. Lot of magic for can't pronounce world." She toes her shoes off and wades a little into the lake.
And that seems a reasonable childhood activity. Of course, what does Miles know? Come on, Mother... he hopes she's not too busy to check her messages. This isn't exactly an emergency and he didn't advertise it as such, but it's not a situation he's going to be comfortable handling by himself indefinitely.
She doesn't go in far enough to get even her wingtips wet. "There a lot of daddies too. Maybe more if counting the soul animals. Shell Bell has one soul animal and the boy one has one too and also the owl one who had owl first of everything. But some daddies also, and! And when a one Daddy gets one, it can turn shapes."
Giggle. "Dunno. My one Daddy not having any soul animal, and Jane broke for most of me being alive, so only met most party people at space plant party one time!"
Could he have kept track of a fabrication this complicated when he was eight? Possibly. Something tells him that's not what's going on here, though.
"Yeah, she pick up thing or person and put it. Places she see. Mommy bracelet have a gem but not me."
"Yeah." She sighs, then says philosophically, "But, Jane break because putting her one Mommy or maybe gems or both I dunno in the bad Jane breaking world. This one not magic, but door not going home dunno how it pick where going!"
"Well, for Shell Bell is special. But usually, it eat a regular door. Like, door to room, something - poof, now goes Milliways. Go in, go out back where coming from! Jane do time too and she have part in back yard of bar, but, without Jane do time, time only go if door open. So stay longest while come out still whenever. Shell Bell stayed weeks sometimes when she little to find stuff for bring home. Now she have enchantress aura and can make door eat any door she want, and when going out again can go other place. Home or Downside or anyplace. Jarvises can make door in them whenever wanting to also, if practice."
"Hmm. When it eats a door, does it look and work just the same as the door it ate? If it ate, oh, the door to my house," he waves thereat, "it'd open and close just the same way?"
"Yeah. Some people can make a door be even if not Shell Bell but not Shell Bell people can't every time doing it for sure. Doors like Elspeth but not always. And the door is alike itself."