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Emma's father gets the phone call just after lunch on a Saturday. The Indian company he's been trying to attract has a VP in town, and would he like to set up a meeting? (Yes. Yes, he would, yes please and thank you.) So he and Emma rush into his office, and Emma waits outside the lobby while her father scrambles to collect paperwork, contracts, whatever it is he needs for this deal.
Usually, it only takes him five minutes to do this kind of thing. But this deal is last minute, and after twenty minutes, Emma's restless. Jerhattan's gotten a lot of rain recently, and the bench by the door is too wet to sit on, so she's just leaning awkwardly against the wall while she waits. There isn't even anyone to talk to; the office is totally dead on weekends. So Emma dips a toe in a nearby puddle and starts drawing patterns on the ground. It's something to do, at least.
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what_greater_weapon
Well, the Very Official man is officially very lucky, too. Noel considers himself also very lucky, even though he was the one who was shot. He's immortal. He can take it. Better him than someone else, even if it stings like a bitch. He stumbles a bit from the bullet, and he'll have a bruise, but that's the worst of it.
"Ow," he growls, looking for the shooter. Fuck subtlety, someone's got a gun, and his summoner is in the line of fire, if she dies he can't stop the gunman. First priority: protect the squishies.
He picks up the car. He's very fast about this, but when he sets it down in between the squishies and the gunman he's got enough practice to not damage it. Something big and made of metal to hide behind, sure, but if he can avoid it he won't break someone's car. "Behind this, all of you. I'll take care of it."
And up he flies. Where is the idiot who thought shooting someone in front of him was a good idea?
The idiot is on a nearby rooftop. He's tall and awkward and doesn't seem to know precisely what he's doing. When he sees the flying man, he screams and drops his gun and starts mumbling prayers as he turns to run.
Meanwhile, Bigshot's entourage has formed a defensive shield in front of him and are hustling him inside the vehicle. They seem to have a fair bit of practice with this scenario.
Meanwhile, Bigshot's entourage has formed a defensive shield in front of him and are hustling him inside the vehicle. They seem to have a fair bit of practice with this scenario.
universal_translator
Emma just screams and clings to her father. There are gunshots and flying people and this is not okayyyy what is going on?!
what_greater_weapon
Well. He sort of feels sorry for the idiot, actually. But he isn't running anywhere. Instead he is running in mid air, and going nowhere.
Noel flies over, and lands on the rooftop.
"Hello," he says. "Do you have a good reason for trying to assassinate someone while he is standing by a bunch of innocent bystanders?"
Noel flies over, and lands on the rooftop.
"Hello," he says. "Do you have a good reason for trying to assassinate someone while he is standing by a bunch of innocent bystanders?"
His response is a confusing babble of anti-capitalist propaganda, religious sayings and clearly parroted political hype. If allowed to ramble long enough, his speech can be condensed into roughly "the government is evil and his corporation enables it and he must be removed for the good of mankind." He doesn't seem clear on how, precisely, removing this man in particular will help, but he sounds quite confident that it will. He also seems convinced that this plan is Approved By God, or at the very least some man going by the title Very Reverend Ponsit Prosit.
what_greater_weapon
Okay then. So, crazy. Got it.
"What group do you work for?" he interrupts, when the idiot starts repeating himself.
"What group do you work for?" he interrupts, when the idiot starts repeating himself.
what_greater_weapon
What an inspired name.
"Okay. Well, if you don't mind, I am going to go take you back to people that vaguely resemble authorities, because I do not know enough about this shit to handle it properly."
Off the two of them float, back to the car. He leaves the gun, for now. He'll pick it up later if he wants it, but he'd rather not have a witness (crazy as he may be) seeing him taking it.
He mentally berates himself for flying now - Noel, you have a problem with disproportionate retribution. You did not need to break out the big gun to handle this, now you've gone and blown your cover as a special snowflake. Good job, genius. Ugh. He's very disappointed in himself. Getting shot is no excuse for sloppy handling of situations.
"Found the shooter," he calls, floating down with his prisoner. "Disarmed him. Didn't look like he had any immediate friends. Apparently part of the Faithful Brotherhood, though. Ring any bells?"
"Okay. Well, if you don't mind, I am going to go take you back to people that vaguely resemble authorities, because I do not know enough about this shit to handle it properly."
Off the two of them float, back to the car. He leaves the gun, for now. He'll pick it up later if he wants it, but he'd rather not have a witness (crazy as he may be) seeing him taking it.
He mentally berates himself for flying now - Noel, you have a problem with disproportionate retribution. You did not need to break out the big gun to handle this, now you've gone and blown your cover as a special snowflake. Good job, genius. Ugh. He's very disappointed in himself. Getting shot is no excuse for sloppy handling of situations.
"Found the shooter," he calls, floating down with his prisoner. "Disarmed him. Didn't look like he had any immediate friends. Apparently part of the Faithful Brotherhood, though. Ring any bells?"
The two bodyguard-esque minions get out of the car. The closer one appears to be in charge; he nods at the second man who goes to stand underneath the still-floating prisoner (and manages to look only slightly nervous). Then he turns to Noel, looking uncomfortable. "There have been previous incidents. I apologize that you became involved; they have never followed Mr. Ram to Jerhattan before. We greatly appreciate your assistance. Thank you."
The man in the car barks something in Punjabi. The man nods and continues to Noel, "Mr. Ram wonders if you are on the Jerhattan Center's bodyguard roster? He has been in search of a new telekinetic guard since the station work began."
The man in the car barks something in Punjabi. The man nods and continues to Noel, "Mr. Ram wonders if you are on the Jerhattan Center's bodyguard roster? He has been in search of a new telekinetic guard since the station work began."
what_greater_weapon
"You're welcome. Ah - no, I'm not." Awkward? Awkward. "Name's Noel, if I ever get added." He picks one of his fake last names, because he would like only people he trusts to have his actual last name, if they ever figure out summoning. "Noel Duval."
The man shrugs philosophically. His job would probably be the safer for the addition of Noel, but only in the strictly physical sense. "If anything changes." He holds out a business card.
what_greater_weapon
"Sure, thanks," says Noel, pocketing the card.
He looks at his captured crazy assassin.
"Can I trouble you to take care of, uh, him?"
He looks at his captured crazy assassin.
"Can I trouble you to take care of, uh, him?"
The man standing underneath the prisoner just... looks at Noel. And then at the prisoner he's been standing next to. And then stares at Noel expectantly.
His superior manages not to roll his eyes. "Yes, thank you. The LEO should already be on their way."
His superior manages not to roll his eyes. "Yes, thank you. The LEO should already be on their way."
what_greater_weapon
Noel does not feel the need to defend himself. He was not just going to drop a crazy person on the man standing under the crazy person. His ability to keep the crazy person aloft might be in question. He doesn't know. It is rude to drop crazy people on innocent bystanders.
He gently lowers the crazy person to the bystander.
"Good to know."
He gently lowers the crazy person to the bystander.
"Good to know."
The men make quick work of restraining the prisoner. They bundle him into the car and depart to meet the LEO officers with a final round of thank yous.
universal_translator
With the car pulled away, Emma and her father are left without their original cover. Emma's father seems a bit shell shocked still, but Emma manages a nervous smile at Noel. "Thank you for, uh..." she looks uneasily at her dad and switches to a random language. "I don't know about fairies, but thank you for protecting us."
what_greater_weapon
"You're welcome," says Noel, in the fairy language (its name is Ensiriash) she picked. "I shouldn't have gotten that showy, I went a bit overboard. Oh well." Pause. "Well, since you no longer think I'm crazy - you're my summoner, which means that you're the only one that can put me back. No rush, there, I don't want to go back immediately, but, yeah."
universal_translator
"Well, I'm at least being crazy with you," Emma mumbles, half to herself. Talents are one thing, but Noel is bulletproof and flying. "So, um. Now what...? I guess you really don't care about the Center."
hidebound
Emma's father frowns down at her. "English, please, Emma. You know the rules, it's not polite if you're not translating." He looks warily at Noel, but unfurls himself from around his daughter and stands to offer Noel a hand. "Thank you for your assistance, Mr. Duval." That will be all was unspoken but loud; his whole posture had tensed up.
universal_translator
Emma winces. She knows how her dad feels about Talent, but seriously? Of the available options, Noel was not the scary person here. She's not brave enough to scold him for it, but she nudges him sharply and looks entreating.
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