Because nobody could warn them against it, the Roamers have decided to see how effectively they can bring down an old skyscraper... after making sure nobody is squatting inside.
"It was like I split, but everything was in different places... but they were the same!"
"And thus it is the mark of a superior and not insane, I repeat not insane, intellect that I deal with it with such aplomb."
"I'm a firstie. I think. It can be hard to remember things sometimes. But I'm pretty sure I'm a firstie."
He summarizes the "script" to the newly-arrived wolves. "So, I was thinking, me, Portal, and Corundum, versus the copycat twins and Simone, and then the wolves get to choose which side they join on the fly when it's time for that."
"Huh. I assumed- twins- doubled up on powers." Shrug. "I can be gaffer and cameraman mostly at the same time as fighting. It will be tough but I am not afraid to make sacrifices for my art."
Simone can't resist a science lecture. "Tabby and Zeke are fraternal. They don't share any more genes than you would with a random sibling."
"Well, that explains it. Anyway! Let's get on with the movie!" Flicker, he attached a car battery to the spotlight. "Lights!" Flicker, he messes with the camera, "Camera! Places everybody, argue and then fight in the streets! After a while we move inside and smash some walls and stuff."
Flickerflickercameraflicker- "You would put it to crueler use than we ever could, mad Inventor. It's our duty to keep the device in good hands."
"CUT! No no, crab people? What? That's not relevant. Movie's got to have conservation of detail. Everything we say has to do something."
Kronos does a dramatic sigh. "Sure fine whatever not like I'm paying you lot, we'll let this movie be a random monstrosity instead of a carefully crafted story..." He turns the camera back on.
"Where'd you learn so much about film theory? Not many cinemas still running in burnt out cities."