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A vampire Serg and a witch Yvette
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"What's it like being other things? Are there other preferred shapeshifting forms?"

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"I've tried lots of things but owls are still my favourite. Cats are nice too, but they can't fly, so they're not nearly as useful."

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"No, I imagine not. Shapeshifting must be so fun, though."

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"It is!"

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"What's fun about being a cat? Being comfortable anywhere and being part liquid?"

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He laughs. "Yeah, more or less. And the way they can move is really something. Vampires are supernaturally graceful all the time anyway, but for feeling like you're supernaturally graceful, there's nothing better than being a cat."

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She smiles fondly. "No, I suppose there wouldn't be. Even as they flail and flip over backwards they still manage to look like they'd meant to do that. I miss having a cat around."

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"Well, I could turn into one if you like, but somehow I doubt it'd be the same."

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"No, not quite. It'd be a bit weird to, say, pet you. Knowing that you're a person."

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"Just a little," he agrees.

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"I've thought about adopting a stray cat, but I don't think my apartment is really large enough for one. And if I let it out to wander the city, I'm not sure it'd come back safely. Injuries and diseases I could fix without a problem, but if it just never came back one day..." She shrugs, sad. "I'd be heartbroken."

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He nods.

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"But, um, anyway," she says, suddenly self-conscious about her personal tangent. "How goes the day to day life of being a vampire?"

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"I've been trying to figure out a more convenient way to light my castle. The problem is that I have to know what something's made of pretty thoroughly in order to make it with magic, and I definitely can't be bothered to go out and buy lamps like a normal person, so I've been lazily relying on conjured candles for centuries because they're so simple, but ever since the invention of the gaslamp I've wanted something more like those."

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"Huh. Is it the aesthetic appeal, trying something new, or being sick of dripping wax everywhere? ... Do conjured candles drip wax everywhere, I suppose I wouldn't know."

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"They drip much less wax than most candles but still more than I'd like. And I have to put more work into doing things like make them light when there's someone nearby and go out when there isn't. Something more permanent and centralized would be much easier to enchant. Maybe it's time to look into glowing rocks again... last time I tried to light my castle just using magical lights, it turned out to be vastly more complicated and difficult than it had any right to be, and I quit in frustration after a few months, but I was barely three hundred at the time and it seems plausible that I've learned a thing or two since."

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... She giggles, just a bit. Hearing stories about his interior decorating is fun.

"I see. For context, how old are you now?"

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"Eight hundred!"

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"Aha. Yes, it's plausible that you have learned a thing or two since then. But then, I also exist, and can walk around in the daytime and go to markets when they're open and everything. Do you want someone else to go to a place that specializes in maintaining and installing them, and ask for an explanation?"

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"That would be lovely!"

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"All right. I'll see what I can do, then."

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"Thank you!"

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"You're welcome. Anything else you might like me to investigate in the light of day for you?"

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"I'll let you know if I think of anything."

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"All right," she agrees, nodding. "... Has watching modern technology evolve over the centuries been fun?"

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