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Okay, so do you want - the original plan with a specific exception putting your boyfriend somewhere away from you, or...
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There are probably lots of instances of the same problem. Go for the original plan with an exception in cases where violence would be expected.

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Maedhros suggests that there be an exception where somebody gets a second-best option if violence would otherwise be expected, Promise tells Eru.

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Okay.



Done.
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Promise looks around.

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There are suddenly ten people present, squinting uncomfortably in the sunlight. Maedhros looks exasperated.

"Hello, everyone," he says. "We won. Welcome back."
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Promise waves shyly.

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"This is Promise. She - uh, she can give people orders, if she knows their names - Promise, please don't give any of these people orders - and she knows Eru's name so she's just - straightening out the universe.


Do they tell you, in the Halls of Mandos, what's happening out here, do you know what we did -"
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"I wasn't planning to," Promise assures him.

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One of the men present seems to have recovered more quickly than the others. He looks at her, sharply, when she speaks. "Can you say that again?"

There's something of a faint smile on the faces of the surviving Feanorian brothers.
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"...I wasn't planning to?"

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"What are you doing?"

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"Hovering?"
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"He's interested in the way you speak," Maedhros says. "I didn't think he'd notice that fast. What language are you perceiving her as speaking?"

"At first it sounded as if she were speaking Quenya, but that didn't make sense, Quenya would have evolved over the last five hundred years and wouldn't sound that way spoken here today and when I tried thinking about which sounds I'd heard they were definitely all standard, like it was some smoothed over average of the language, and I tried to think what she should have sounded like and then the second time it sounded like that..."
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"Oh, fairies don't actually speak languages, we just talk."

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"You produce sounds. What sounds? How do you decide what sounds, or do you not have conscious control over it? Will all listeners hear the same sounds?"

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"...I'm not sure how you want the sounds described. I'm not making them at random, but if I make the wrong ones they will not be the words I had in mind, and usually when I'm making sounds I have words in mind. I don't have a clue what I sound like to you but I assume if somebody who didn't share any languages with you were here it would sound different because everybody would understand me."

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"And if I used a recording device? Macalaurë, did you ever get around to inventing a sufficiently high-fidelity recording device? I require one immediately."

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Blink. Blink. "I can also sing chords," she volunteers.

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"Yes, obviously, since there are tonal languages. Where are you from? Do you know other people who communicate in the same manner? Do you perceive the way we communicate as being the same as they way you do it? If I think about this enough and stop having expectations about what I'll hear, will I cease to be able to understand you?"

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"Fairies in general all use plain speech like me. Fairyland's full of us. I hear you're supposed to be able to make me a gate there. I probably wouldn't notice if you switched languages but I can hear the sounds you're using if I think about it, I had to do that a lot to use magic songs. And I have never heard of that happening but my default expectation is that you'll be able to understand me whatever you do."

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"Why do you call it 'plain speech'? It apparently involves making a number of simultaneous different sounds that are calibrated to the listeners, which you can't even know, or else making the sounds that would convey your thoughts in all possible languages.

If I switch languages to one with better technical vocabulary for a technical conversation, will I start hearing your responses in that one?

If I invent a language that doesn't use the vocal chords, uses entirely non-vocal sound production, what happens?"

Everyone else is still blinking confusedly in the light.
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"I think it's called that because it's just speech instead of encoded speech like everybody else uses. I have no idea what I sound like to you, let alone what I'd sound like if you switched codes. No idea."

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"Father," Maedhros says, "Eru thinks he can explain black holes to you in three minutes. We can start working on a recording device for Promise after we've disposed of Moringotho and Thauron."

"Tell Eru he can wait a moment, did you at least run the obvious experiments? What does an observer who has been told to expect to hear Thindarin hear? What does an observer who has been told to expect a foreign language hear? If everyone present speaks only one language, does she still do the chords? If everyone present speaks only one language but there's someone within earshot who speaks a different one? Could she determine what language she's being heard as, once she knows how to identify them?"

There are a lot of complicated emotions on Maedhros' face. "We did not think of those obvious experiments, because you were dead. Perhaps after we've disposed of Moringotto and Thauron?"

"This is way, way more important than Moringotho and Thauron," Fëanor says, "whoever did this had a kind of magic I don't yet understand. Fairies are probably more powerful than -"

"Than Eru," Maedhros says, "which is why she's ordering him around and he can explain black holes to you -"

"Oh, all right."

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Promise giggles. Um, I think he's willing to listen to a black holes explanation now.

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