"I am, although I don't think drag in particular does much for me? Maybe I'll change my mind when I see these photos."

"Well, there's a difference between drag that's supposed to look like drag and drag that's supposed to look like a pretty girl," he shrugs. "I don't know if the difference is salient in this case but it seemed worth bringing up."

"I don't know either, I haven't given it a lot of thought."

"Well, there exist pictures. You'll have the opportunity to find out."

"It will be a learning experience."

"Ironically, we're immediately assumed to be twins less when we do this because the slight differences in our facial bone structure are less easily dismissed as the result of sexual dimorphism."

"Who do people think is older?"

"I...don't know. For some reason people are more likely to mention it when they notice a pair of twins than when one person is older than another. Probably because twins are rarer."

"Ah, yeah, that makes sense."

"Which of us would you have guessed was older?"

"I don't really know. You seem to be advancing along rather distinct maturity tracks and that makes it hard to compare directly."

"Heh. You're not wrong, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone put it like that before."

"I'd go into more detail but I don't know if I could do it without insulting at least one of you."

"She's flighty and I'm antisocial?"

"That insults both of you."

"You said at least."

"Yes, but I would have tried to be tactful and said that you were intellectually developed and she was socially developed or something."

"That's not insulting to either one of us! I call false advertising."

"It sounds like I'd be calling her stupid!"

"I'm joking. I don't think you think she's unintelligent."

"Good."

"What would you likely have said that would have been insulting?"

"That was it; apparently you find fewer things insulting than I was anticipating."

"If you had intended it with genuine derision I would have been upset."

"No such thing intended."