"It is entirely possible that Daphne and Jaromira have made critter friends. Even if they haven't, they're more likely to than I am. I can ask them to inquire."

"Cool. I've talked to people but I haven't really made friends with anybody besides you."

"They're extroverts. It's the only explanation."

"Witchcraft!"

"Strong social tendencies. Clearly the result of a pact with the devil."

"I mean, we've been hanging out a lot..."

"Gasp! Clearly we must find a priest immediately to confess our iniquities and receive penance before it's too late for us."

May giggles.

"Except, of course, that they will require us to turn in the true witches, and I could never betray my sister. Farewell, my dear, it's not too late for you; save yourself while you still can!" He presses his wrist to his forehead dramatically.

More giggling. Followed by, "But I think priests take confessional confidentiality really seriously, don't they? So you needn't worry if you ever do feel the need to get it off your chest."

"Well, they're supposed to, but not all priests do all of the priestly things they ought. I'd have to trust any given priest very seriously to keep quiet before I said anything that might incriminate Jaromira."

"Extroversion is a very serious crime."

"And any priest could secretly be reporting to the Inquisition."

"Nobody expects it."

"And once they have you, they might employ...the comfy chair!" He wriggles in his seat a little. "Oh no! It's too late."

"My chair is very comfy. It has to be, I sometimes sit in it all day long. I'm immune to the tactic."

"Your immunity is our secret weapon."

"We're unstoppable." Pause. "Unstoppable wizards."

He grins. "They shall bow before our unstoppable tide of boiling water."

"I mean, that spell could be scary if you applied it right."

He opens his mouth. He closes his mouth. He says, "More harmful applications of that spell just occurred to me than I think were entirely warranted during a meal."

"...Sorry. I'm pretty sure in its current form it would not actually work on fluids inside a person?"

"It's not your fault, and that does eliminate most of them."

"...but it wouldn't take much."

"Yes. Perhaps I should have said our unstoppable tide of tea, or something similar."