The dancers go away. Very sadly.

Poor dancers.

Everyone is very sad. They really really wanted to teleport.

It is very sad and beeple are sad for them.

Maybe they can work out a deal where beeple teleport them around.

Probably yes.

And this cuts out one of the obstacles to visiting red districts.

...one of them.

What if they sent coroners and plumbers, would that remove the other objection?

The Amentans have kind of been trying not to think too hard about the existence of integrated beeple coroners and plumbers.

Yeah, Amentans are weird like that.

...well, at least they can't have generationally unclean beeple because of the way their sex-based castelike system works!

Yep. They're still unsure how coroners and plumbers get that way for Amentans, like, showers exist.

Showers (long elaborate showers) are fine if you haven't been doing it for generations but after a while there's just no cleaning a red.

Yeah, see, that's where the beeple get confused.

None of these greens are theologians but they can get one if they like?

...What does theology have to do with hygiene?

Oh, it doesn't have to do with bacteria or anything, it's just how they standardize their understanding of pollution so there aren't competing intuitions making trade impossible.

???what???

Aren't there any things that beeple find really gross that won't literally infect them with pathogens?

Yeah, but you don't have to worry about getting reproductive incest on your trade goods.

Well, Amentans have instincts that do involve worrying about that.

Is siblings fucking on top of trade goods a serious problem Amentans have???

No, pollution is. The incest thing was just an analogy.

Oh. Okay, good, Amentans are weird but that would be really weird.

Amenta does not have a significant reproductive incest problem.