shasali and aitim get dumped on stork
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"Huh. Is that sort of thing common?"

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"No, most people have the kinds of dreams I did when I was a kid, vague mishmash of weird content and arbitrary emotional overlay."

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"- huh." Squeeze. "I'm glad the pox is handled, sounds horrible."

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"I mean, I don't know if I'm dreaming it accurately." Lean.

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Sigh. Kiss. Flop back down onto pillow.

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No more weird pox dreams?

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Not tonight.

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Aitim buys his boyfriend tiny presents. Aitim takes his boyfriend to musical performances. Aitim acquires himself geopolitics books and reads them to kids at work.

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Kids at work are mostly bored by geopolitics.

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What a shame. He will read to the babies who are too small to object and will be entertained if he makes funny faces.

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Babies are entertained by funny faces!

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And Aitim is entertained by geopolitics!

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There are oceangoing ships and trade and foreign countries. They have storks overseas too.

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Eventually he tries to talk to a stork, even though of course other people have already done that and he doesn't really have an angle on it. "Can you go to your creator?"

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The stork puts the baby down and flies away. They always do that.

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And people've tried following them. He asks Kib about this while they're playing a local board game. "What can we learn from the material, is it regional? Or the language their instructions are written in?"

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"It's written in the common, which means they're from around here, but we knew that anyway since they didn't spread out before they started working. The materials aren't hard to come by."

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Nod. "Do we know how they identify babies?"

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"Hearing."

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He bites his lip. "The rate they're showing up, is it consistent with one person doing it?"

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"I assume you mean storks, not babies. Maybe if they have no life."

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"But too slow to be suggestive that they have it automated?"

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"Some parts could be if they slightly less had no life."

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"At home I could totally crack this."

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