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A newly inked pamphlet in the city of Westcrown might have a lifecycle somewhat like this: First, of course, it is conceived in the mind of its author, then carefully written out on a fresh sheet of paper. The author then takes it to a publisher (which is to say, a 'laundry wizard') if he does not have the arcane talent himself; the publisher perhaps rewrites it in a neater hand, then sets a quill to making copies. In some cases, perhaps, a group of publishers might work together to create more copies of a given work faster. These copies make their way to criers and newsstands and cafés and notice boards and church doors. From there some number find their way into the hands of illiterate street urchins in the employ of one Jordi Oliver, Esquire, a literate street urchin* who pays a copper bit for every three pages, so long as he doesn't yet have too many of that particular issue of that particular publication. Each day at noon, Mr. Oliver takes a long walk around the city, stopping to deliver a collection of everything published in the last day to the widow in the blue house, (who pays one bit per page) the old man on old Weaver's Way, (two bits) the residence of the Duchess of Chelam, (three bits per two pages) the blind man on Ankheg street, (a whole three bits per page) and to a dozen other persons, none of whom pays more than the blind man or less than the widow. The collected money then starts to burn a hole in Jordi's pocket and is almost invariably spent lavishly and wastefully, but that is another tale for another day. Today, we follow one lucky set of pamphlets, from the house on Old Weaver's Way to one of the side gates of the palace, where the old man exchanges them for his pay of one silver per day plus expenses (four bits per page). A palace servant takes them to the Queen's secretary, who lays them all out on a large desk in one of the private offices, so that all the pages may be seen at once. Why the Queen asks for the pamphlets to be spread so, but prefers nearly every other document neatly stacked and bookmarked is a mystery he does not particularly wonder about. It is not his place to ask why the Queen does things the way she does.

Most pamphlets that make it all the way from the caffeine-addled brain of a citizen to the desk of the queen pass from there to their archival resting grounds on a shelf unremarked-upon. Read, certainly, and noted, but not responded to. Not this one, however. This one is Special.


* In spirit, at least; in actual fact he rents a room in a boarding house.

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Élie? Have you seen the paper titled BE IT KNOWN to the people of CHELIAX that the following are UNREPENTANT DIABOLISTS?

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Westcrown is positively bristling with elegantly decaying mansions and tarnished imperial monuments and broad avenues lined by plane trees older than recorded history, but for all that, it's a terribly uncivilized place. Proper cities have reading rooms. 

It's been difficult to miss. 

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Good, I won't have to run you a copy. Are you going to be precious about it if I censor the damn thing?

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Good gods. I'd have a little talk with the copyist myself if you asked me to. 

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At least one of the copyists is at 173 Warding Street. I don't know how many there are, but it can't be more than two or three, for something like this. How about you let me send the Guard to talk to the copyists and I'll let you know once we've found the author. Shouldn't be more than a day.

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If we leave it more than a day the copyists will be the greater limit. Have you seen the imitators? 

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Won't be more than a day before the copyists have stopped. By this evening, probably. The only way it'll take longer to find the author - or authors - is if they submitted it anonymously.

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would have. And not in my own hand, either. 

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These people have less cunning, less practice, and less to fear than you did; Perhaps they will be careless. If not, it may take a day.

 


 

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It does not take a day.

Number 12 Bradram Way. Just north of the Tarrasque site. Man in a blue tunic.

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It takes him a moment.

I wasn't expecting you to take me up on that. 

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Really? Why not? I can't say I know anyone better qualified to talk someone out of writing proscription lists. Or if you mean only to say that I could have anyone else do it and not spend an archmage's time, sure, I could and I will if you've changed your mind. Third Alex, maybe.

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You ask too much of that man already. I'll go. I just didn't think you'd gotten soft in your old age. 

As it happens, he's already in Westcrown. Doesn't even need to burn the teleport. 

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Mercy is the privilege of the victorious.

 


 

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Txell did in fact drop off his pamphlet anonymously with orders to burn his original once they'd copied it over, it's just that one of the copyists was an old schoolmate of his and recognized his handwriting. He is being careful, because the Asmodeans will try to silence him. He is working on the third round of denunciations. He has a bunch of new ones.

KINELIN BRIGHTHELM, a SLAVER in the EMPLOY of the DIABOLISTS, denounced by THOSE SHE WRONGLY SOLD INTO SLAVERY

PERMIRA, the VILE SLIP, who possesses GREAT WEALTH for INFORMING ON HER BETTERS TO THE INQUISITION, named by HER TORTURED VICTIMS.

Tomas and Adria Vidal, guilty of DIABOLISM and CHEATING ILLITERATE CUSTOMERS and HITTING PEOPLE MUCH TOO HARD and PICKLING FRUIT IN SUGAR BRINE and SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT IOMEDAE and STILL USING PAPER MONEY

On reflection he inks out the bit about sugar brine because he's not sure that's evil.

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He knocks. 

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He jumps. He wasn't expecting anyone. His sister gets the denunciations and then comes back at night. 

...he'll just slip out the back door, why doesn't he.

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Élie's there now! Isn't that funny! 

"Good afternoon. My name is Julien Camille Élie Cotonnet, and there's a great deal I could teach you about dodging the secret police. Shall we step inside?"

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He has heard of Élie Cotonnet! He doesn't believe this person is Élie Cotonnet! A lot of people can pull that trick! Mudball! And he'll run!

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No and no. 

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...maybe he actually is Élie Cotonnet. Or at least someone it's better to play along with. 

"What do you want?"

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"Let's start with an invitation into your lovely home, and perhaps a cup of coffee, hmm? Really, I'd just like a few minutes to talk."

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Glare. 

 

He walks inside and makes coffee. Doesn't invite the powerful wizard, in case he's a vampire too. Some vampires are powerful wizards.

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He walks in and starts flipping through the books on the shelf. There aren't many. "Ooh, Jubannich. The Young Captive! You know, nobody reads his poetry anymore, even in Galt, it's a real tragedy, I'd love to know how you found a copy. If you like, I can lend you my own edition of volume three."

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It's his sister's. He doesn't say that. If he's lucky she won't come home until he's gone and they won't know where to look for her. "A real tragedy," he repeats instead. He does not manage to not sound angry.

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He waves a hand, conjures a second chair, sits down. Takes a deliberate sip of his coffee. 

"Fine. We can be serious. If I was here to arrest you, I would have. I think you have good instincts and will make for a fine citizen of Cheliax. And you have to stop writing those pamphlets." 

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"Because people might go hang someone who isn't a diabolist. Oh no. A much worse outcome than every single one of them getting away with it forever."

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He sounds very mild. He doesn't look it. 

"Would you call what happens to them getting away with it forever? I wouldn't."

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"Oh, I don't believe in the afterlives. Bunch of nonsense made up to manipulate us. You're going to say you can do a scry and I'm going to say you can also do a major illusion, spare yourself the mirror."

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"A very sensible way of looking at things. I suppose you studied magic?"

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He can't actually think of any benefit of denying that but he is silent on general principle.

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" – It doesn't matter. We will confine our discussion to the Prime Material. Tell me, what happens if all of them get away with it forever?"

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"They live out happy lives sleeping well at night never thinking about what they did to people and - raise children to be like them and be secret diabolists for hundreds of years until the opportunity strikes -" but emotionally it's mostly the first thing, clearly -

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"I'm sure they'll be much more thoughtful hanging from lamp-posts."

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"No one will have to be afraid of them ever again."

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"That's a worthy goal, but not very practical. Do you think you'll get all of them?"

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"No. Or - I won't kill them all. But they're all scared. They're all running around thinking to themselves, who sold me out, who else might have things to say about me, what was I hoping was dead and buried which isn't. I already got them all to feel sorry they did it for the first time in their lives."

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"Do you think they felt sorry for what they did during the riots last summer?"

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"I don't know. I hope so. There wasn't an announcement, we're going after you because you did this and we know it. I think that helps, with them feeling sorry. The ones who got the Blade looked sorry."

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He settles back into his chair and takes another sip of his coffee. 

"That's a philosophical question. I'm sure they regretted what they'd done, in that found they disliked the consequences. I doubt they were overcome with moral horror at the magnitude of their crimes."

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“Well, if you’ve got a spell for making them overcome in horror at the magnitude of their crimes, I’ll take it. But in its absence I’ll settle for disliking the consequences.”

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"I have hopes for time and good example, though admittedly not high ones. But if all you want is for your enemies – really anyone a stranger told you might at one point have been your enemy – to live in fear, I don't have much more to say. I suppose I could offer some advice  from one pamphleteer to another. You really want to be more specific in your denunciations. Times, places, victims – sympathetic without being pathetic,  if you can manage it, since the Chelish reader is reasonably likely to decide they had it coming. A little blood never goes amiss, but really only a little or you'll risk sounding common. And wit! It's much too easy to make your diabolists merciless or brutal, but hardly calculated to inspire their enemies. Making them appear ridiculous takes skill, but it's more useful – and, besides, it's true." 

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That gets him a bit of a smile. "Are denunciations not to be banned, then?"

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"Oh, certainly they will be, at least until the convention can come up with laws protecting them. Do you care?"

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"I would never dream of disobeying the law," he lies very seriously.

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"I didn't come here meaning to encourage you. I'm not very used to being on this side of these sorts of conversations. I think the pamphlet was an artless piece of work. I think it speaks well of you that you wrote it, at great personal risk. I'm afraid that if you keep going with it you'll get what you want. And I know that if you do, you'll regret it." 

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"It is important to me not to get it wrong. We do real journalism for them, you know, we talk to several people and see if the stories line up."

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He's ignoring that "we." What is he, an interrogator? 

"Oh, I'm sure they're all guilty. Almost all of them. If you were trying, oh, I don't know, raise public awareness, that would be one thing. You're not, though – you're trying to incite a mob. Now, I'm not saying there's no place for mobs. Far from it. When there's no hope of justice – no mercy – when you want anything, absolutely anything at all, just so long as it's not this – why, a mob can be just the thing. A mob's a tool. But – " he leans forward – 

"If you are going into the business of popular violence, you absolutely must not convince yourself, ever, under any circumstances, that they are a tool you can control. You can just – set them off. They don't care about your list. Most of them won't have read it. A mob is where people go when they want to forsake the use of reason and engage in a good old-fashioned cleansing orgy of violence. You can't move it, and you can't stop it. All you can do is live with it."

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"The Galtan Revolution was good and it should've happened here too."

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"The Galtan Revolution is the best thing anyone has ever done. Is Galt free?"

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"No. Cyprian's a tyrant and the people only tolerated him because he's a genius and could whup the devils but there's no need now so they should hang him."

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"I don't disagree. They won't, though – they love him. Do you want to know why? – Don't worry. I'm not about to say it's because he calmed the lunatic commoner mobs." 

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"People like winning. ...so you gotta make it a losing move to be a bad person."

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"I don't think so. He'd only conquered a couple of River kingdoms when he made himself dictator, and anyone could do that. I don't know – I wasn't in Galt myself, at the time, but I really have thought about it more than anyone should, and my best guess is that everyone was sick of being afraid. You think you know what it's like, being afraid all the time, but it's different when it's coming from every direction at once – the royalists – the radicals – the royalists again – the devil on the border – there weren't even mobs, by then. I think they gave up out of sheer exhaustion. Say what you will about Cyprian, but I don't think the man ever gets tired. All he had to do was wait until the revolution wore itself out with fear. Our mistakes was thinking we could terrify the diabolists into submision, we didn't understand that it was their weapon, as reason and hope are ours – 

– Forgive me. I've gone philosophical. This isn't a subject on which I have the right to give lectures." 

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"You didn't take Cheliax back with reason and hope."

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"Speak for yourself. did."

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"You took Cheliax back with the most powerful wizards since the Age of Legends blowing up everything that stood in their way. I bet that'd work on Cyprian too."

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"And yet, there are no archmages overthrowing Cyprian. It's not that I haven't thought about it."

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"Overthrow him? You could make him host a constitutional convention." 

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"He did! He's got a constitution. I don't think it's a particularly good one, as these things go, but who am I to step in and tell the happy people of Galt that they'd better pick out a new form of government because I happen to think they could do better?"

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"Who were you to overthrow Abrogail Thrune? The person who could do it!"

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"A person who hates Hell far more than any living mortal. After that – well, I want people to be free, and I have hope that the people of Cheliax will be able to build something better than what came before."  

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"If they are it'll start by getting rid of the people who ran the place before."

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"I do like to think we tried. If you find someone really is still worshipping Asmodeus, you could always complain about it to the Queen – you know. As a novelty." 

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"I refuse to both do her job for her and pay her taxes."

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This conversation is going nowhere. 

"In your position, I wouldn't trust her either. Practically speaking, you will have to. I hope you retain your hatred of tyrants, which is a signal virtue. And if you must do this again" – he gestures at the pamphlet – "I would appreciate it if you would do me the personal favor of waiting until the convention has ratified some laws about it." 

He gets up. 

"Good day, citizen."

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"Good day, citizen.  

....how'd you catch me?"

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"In my day, we had to figure these things out for ourselves." 

And he's gone. 

I'm afraid that wasn't very productive.

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Do you think he'll do it again?

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....Even odds, but you'll catch him. I don't think he was doing this under the old regime, he's not careful enough.

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Well, yes, we caught him once already and unless you're going to tell me the man's got mind blank the second time will be easier. He's not being careful enough with the accusations, either...maybe he'll get lucky and not actually get anyone killed.

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I hope so. He doesn't strike me as really bloodthirsty, just the sort who thinks he is. I could have really theatened him. It might have been kinder. 

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It can be hard to know when a mercy shown to one much weaker than you isn't. Things have been calm, not like last year. Nobody on the lists has been attacked yet. I think if he tries it again we'll catch it and stop it before it gets to the point of angry mobs, and then Senyor Rocamora can wait in prison for a month. It probably won't be any worse than that.