I am KARYNNA, inquisitor of the goddess CALISTRIA, as is called Chaotic Neutral but domiciles in ELYSIUM by her OWN choice.
I swear to you that I and my two attractive ASSISTANTS, being together two females and one male, receive Remove Disease once every five days each.
I swear to you that we have made THOROUGH arrangements neither to become pregnant, nor to cause pregnancy.
We prostrate ourselves and beg you, the DELEGATES to this CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION:
To ABOLISH SLAVERY of all intelligent beings throughout Cheliax, and likewise INDENTURED SERVITUDE, and such arrangements of SUPPOSED DEBT as are tantamount to it.
To abolish the UNWILLING MARRIAGE of maidens, as is scarcely distinguishable from SLAVERY, and has surely damned many HUSBANDS (to the enrichment of DESPISED ASMODEUS) by tempting with them with the LAWFUL license to do EVIL.
And finally:
To ensure the FULL PROTECTION OF CHELIAX to ALL of its CITIZENS---including those whom may be regarded under the present system as easy PREY for CORRUPT OFFICIALS AND GUARDS---as now DAMN themselves (to the enrichment of DESPISED ASMODEUS) by their CASUAL torment of countless humble victims, including NOTABLY their frequent RAPE of prostitutes, but ALSO their torment of many others---by enshrining in LAW and CONSTITUTION, thus:
That where witness and truthspell may show that an OFFICIAL or GUARD has contemned the Law, and crushed some victim beneath their boot---and that where other remedies have not come to pass in PRACTICE---that the JUST ACTION of that victim or her allies in REMOVING that corrupter of Law is deemed PROPER IN LAW AND CUSTOM.
For if some such actually effective measure NOT be taken, there can be no doubt that the grim TYRANNY of that Cheliax that was DAMNED and MADE FOR DAMNATION, will continue without practical remedy---opposed by the continuing efforts of MILANI, CALISTRIA, SARENRAE, and their COMPASSIONATE PRIESTESSES---whose many Good efforts would be more wisely recognized, rather than opposed, by a country that ASPIRES anew to the LEGACY of ARODEN'S DREAM and its INHERITOR. Though our measure may seem radical, a study of HISTORY will confirm that many halfhearted measures SHORT of this have been tried BEFORE in jurisprudence, and they have NOT WORKED IN REAL LIFE, instead requiring CONTINUED EFFORT by the goddesses of Good afterlives to mitigate their PREDICTABLE FAILURE.
We prostrate ourselves before you then in this HOPE: that Good need not battle Good, nor Law contemn Justice, nor our renewed CIVILIZATION disfigure itself with an underbelly of ugliness.
And that their just DESERTS be not delayed entirely until Pharasma's judgment of their ALIGNMENT:
I swear to you that we will grant SKILLFUL AND VIGOROUS PLEASURE to any Delegate who votes thus.