"If you must know, I was thinking about how very obvious it is when you tease your sister about being sweet on me, and wondering whether or not to bring it up in case you hadn't realized."
"I did miss it the first time," he adds, in case that's any comfort. "But not the subsequent two."
"I have also teased her about it when you were not present, so that improves my ratio?" suggests Aleko. "I'm also not positive, she's the one who reads minds, not me."
"I will have to find some even subtler method of teasing her than not saying anything, this is going to be a hard one."
"You tend to make a particular face," he says. "And then she tells you to shut up, which is also a clue."
"I'll tell her that - wait, maybe it will be awkward if I tell her that you noticed this, considering."
"You don't like her, do you, you probably would've said by now if you did because that would be way less awkward."
"Are you one of those people who has to know a whole lot about somebody before you can like them? I have killed entire afternoons thinking about random girls I encounter who seem like they might be nice and have the correct number of all their facial features."
"Huh. Anyway, like I said, I'm not sure if I'm right because she says it's none of my business and she has a legit history of saying this when it turned out she actually didn't have a crush on whoever I was teasing her about, and also Kiri is my sister and I have special teasing-her-about-things-privileges so - continue not being a jerk to her about it."
"That's me, reasonable and also interested in not having Kiri in a bad mood since I am around her pretty much all of the time."
"If you do decide you like her I can pass messages, I am under the impression that some people find that kind of thing useful for... some reason."