An Edie and Emily in Valinor
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Idaia picks up on her sister's mood if not all the reasons for it and apologizes for being gone so long but seriously it was awesome, and she uses her husband as an osanwe relay to show her all her favorite parts of the trip.

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...Okay, baby dinosaur, way too adorable.

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"Sorry we didn't bring her back with us but I tried that once and got a scolding from my parents."

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"What, really?"

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"Yeah. When I was a kid. They were worried she'd eat Moryo, he was a baby at the time."

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"How're things here?"

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"...Melkor came by."

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"And?"

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"He offered to help build boats. Your dad told him to fuck off. We let the Valar know when he showed up but even if Feanaro hadn't shooed him immediately it took them three months to show up."

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"Of course it did.

 

We could use help on boats."

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"And if someone less likely to fuck us all over than the literal evil god who got us in this mess offers it I'm sure we'll be glad to accept."

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"I'm not saying Father should have so much as given him the time of day."

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"He shouted 'begone, jail-crow of Mandos.'"

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"We'll build our own boats. Alqualonde was beautiful, by the way."

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"It really was. Fair warning, elves swim naked."

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"...I think I'm fine with that in the general sense but good to know, not going swimming with you two."

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"We were very respectable swimmers!"

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"Respectable naked swimmers. I don't want to see my sister or anyone who's had sex with her naked."

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"Fair enough. I don't want to see you with your hair down either, and Idaia says it's the same idea."

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"Pretty much! I don't really get why, though."

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"Must just be a species difference that's particularly hard to communicate."

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"Humans have a nudity taboo because people started wearing clothing to protect them from suboptimal climate conditions and things spiraled from there. I don't know why you guys have the hair thing and not that."

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"Are you sure that's it? For all humans everywhere? And Elves might have been awakened finding hair sexually appealing, for all I know."

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"I mean, I know there are humans who don't so much have nudity taboo, and I think they live in areas where they don't need as much protection from the elements..."

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