Awesome.

And then they can head back home, unless Idaia wants to see Tirion. Tyelcormo makes it clear that he doesn't think it has much to recommend it.

Well, it is awfully pretty, but nah.

She's prettier.

She has seen plenty of elven women now so she's just going to assume she was lucky enough to be extremely his type or something.

Don't be ridiculous. There's no one in Tirion who could even rival you.

Not that it isn't intensely flattering that you think so but I'm pretty sure most people would disagree.

Didn't we already decide that most people were idiots?

True, she purrs.

Most people have no idea what they're missing out on.

Well, that's good, what if I'd been taken before I met you? That would have been tragic.

If he stuck with you through the whole mess and came through the portal with you maybe I'd just try seducing the both, he'd be pretty excellent.

That would probably be intensely hot and we'd have had to go south immediately.

I'd be so hard on my poor family.

You'd like it down south.

I'll figure out adequate transportation at some point and then we can go live there. I'm sort of tempted to invent Hypothetical Additional Boyfriend now but it's not like he'd be a real person anyway so.

I do not want to share, even if you have an exceptionally pretty imaginary boyfriend.

I'm going to be completely honest and admit that the mental image of you kissing boys before you met me was a very pretty one but I am not interested in sharing going forward either.

I love you so much.

I love you too. Guess what fraction of my willpower is going into not putting my hands in your hair until we're out of view of anyone.

He sends as much intense affection and desire as he can manage.

The answer had not previously been 'all of it.'

Did I do something? Me?

How far are we from the house and by extension your room, and are there any convenient shrubberies between here and there, she growls.

Can't you conjure them?

How likely is anyone to notice they're out of place and investigate?