Andi wakes up first. Bella's not far behind.
"It was certainly a change," says Ethan. "Shall we get dressed and go back upstairs?"
"You said, was it lingering effects or was I being a goofball," says Trouble. "I think it's more like: I was being a goofball by acting like a pigeon, but since I just was one, I'm a little better at it than most people who aren't pigeons."
"How about this: The lingering effect of the pigeon brain is that now I remember what it's like to be a pigeon and I can act like one if I feel like it."
"I don't know," says Ethan, "I don't have any particular interest in pretending to be a pigeon to find out."
"I have speculations about that, nothing concrete. It's possible I can just automatically recognize pigeony thoughts as not-mine and reject them when they aren't immediately useful to whatever I'm trying to do, since I'm so familiar with my own mind."
"I'm just as glad I don't start twittering about how nice it is to be home upon turning into a bird. To each their own."