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"Can I," says Bella suddenly, "ask you a favor? I have no realistic expectation that you feel like doing me favors, but you've surprised me before."

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"Go on."

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"In the event that I ever turn into a vampire - I don't think it's too likely, but you got in, I might eventually get caught doing magic by somebody from USADI and drafted, maybe Forks will get overrun, I don't know - you would notice, whereas I could probably fool a lot of my friends and family, and you could stop me from hurting anybody. If you were so inclined."

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"Interesting," he says. "I might."

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"Thank you." She shrugs. "Depending on what survived the process I might be relatively innocuous. I don't know."

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"I'm not especially eager to find out. Vampirism seems to make people boring oftener than it does anything else."

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"And I'm fascinating as-is, apparently."

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"Of course you are."

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"I fascinate myself. I'm not accustomed to fascinating other people."

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"Well, now you fascinate one more person."

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"Why?"

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"Because I can tell you actually use your brain for something."

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"Everyone uses their brain for something."

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"You use yours for interesting things."

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"That's not circular at all. Especially when you factor in that I mostly use my brain to think about myself."

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"And the fact that you do that is interesting."

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"And I suppose your hypothesis for why you've noticed this and no one else has is that you're Sherlock Holmes."

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"Perhaps they don't find it as interesting as I do, because they are themselves boring people with boring priorities."

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"I don't think Angie is boring."

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"She's not so actively boring that she's uncomfortable to be around, which is lucky for all of us, really."

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"Would you hurt someone just for being boring?"

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"I've never had to live with someone who annoyed me before and I'm not keen to try it."

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"So you find her little brothers to be perfect angels and her parents scintillating conversationalists, then?"

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"I stand by my description of the family as 'unobjectionable'."

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"If you hurt her, directly or indirectly, whether you're bored or otherwise motivated, finding a way to kill you will get very high on my list of priorities very fast."

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