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"...We need a way to keep in touch," he says, well aware of certain implications but unable to think of a better way to steer the conversation away from the Joker flirting with him. At least this is a legitimate practical concern. "Graffiti is notoriously insecure."

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"Oh, I'll come up with something," he says. "Who else knows I used to live here?"

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"In Gotham? Me."

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"Then how about we meet back here tomorrow night?"

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Well, it's better than meeting at his place. "Sure."

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"And you think about your hypothetical tanks, and I'll think about - everything else."

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"It's a deal," he says, and (just to see what happens?) holds out his hand.

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The Joker stands up and shakes it firmly. No tricks.

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He can't decide if that's reassuring.

There's a name for cops who turn their backs on the Joker, and it's usually not 'alive and healthy'. But right now he thinks it's more important to make the point. He turns and walks out without a backward glance.
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Well, well, well.



The next morning, he's back in his new home, asleep on a couch with the news going quietly on the TV close by.
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Pen wakes up. She rummages for breakfast she can handle herself, finds nothing appealing, and sits on Cindy.

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He yelps, opens his eyes, and grins at her. "G'morning, sweetheart. Do I need to make breakfast?"

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"Yeah! I hungry."

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"Mkay. Lemme up, then."

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She hops off of him. "How things doing?" she asks.

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"Well, Batman's probably dead, but I talked to somebody who might be able to help anyway. Your magic brainphone thing, how's it work? Can anybody do it?"

He wanders into the kitchen and starts making breakfast while he talks.
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"I can put people brainphoned. Those people not do same thing though. Mommies make it so you put putter people. I put regular people."

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"Can you put just anybody? I want to be able to talk to this guy that way. It'll save a lot of trouble."

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"Have to know what anybody. Not know guy."

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"How 'bout if you came back to the old place with me tonight and met him?"

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"Then sure."

She gets to go someplace!
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"All right."

Breakfast is served! Breakfast is delicious.
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Nom nom!

After breakfast, he sits in front of the TV and turns up the news while he does maintenance on all his guns.
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Pen peers at the guns. She has never seen these objects before!

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