"I have no idea what a me who is a dragon would even be like," says Anna.
"Like you, except a dragon, is I think the idea. I don't know that I'll be very helpful; the pair of me, when there was a pair, were a fork and we still didn't get along that well till we merged."
"But we got that handled and now I'm fine. And I don't think either of you are mad at your dragon alt for putting the moves on your boyfriend, am I right?"
"Yeah," says Anna. "Sandy's met him. He's an elf. They haven't met each other, though."
"He has pointy ears and doesn't like questions," says Anna. "And he's a lot like Sandy but less happy."
"Which kind of makes him the opposite of Chainsaw," says Eights. "Thankfully. I think one Chainsaw is enough."
"Sorry - I've discovered that templates fall into one of two categories, which we're calling 'moieties', one green, one purple. You guys are purple. Nathan is green. Jokers are purple, Bells are green, I haven't sorted everybody yet though."
"I haven't checked him yet. Also, we don't know what, if anything, these categories mean."
"You can't fix it yourself?"
Eights shrugs. "It's not bugging me enough to be worth a torch."
"...yyyyyes, but... wait, do you mean you're not minted? I thought for sure you were," says Anna, blinking. "That's so weird, why not?"