"First time I was at a Joker party the deck all congregated around me and watched me be adorable and Mum turned me into a blue fox."
"Ayep. Made it a little awkward when another party rolled around and I was old enough to hit on girls who'd been adults at the previous one, but, you know, I managed."
"Thanks. Hey, have you seen any golden bubbly at this buffet? Kinda thirsty."
"Synthetic blood - well, not exactly, doesn't taste like blood," he takes a swig, "and it's fizzy, but it fills the same nutritional requirements."
"Uh, I think Dad bit Aianon once, full vampires can't stand wolf blood but it's just sort of weird-tasting to half-vampires - I haven't bit a wolf, Lily did, she's interested in culinary applications of sanguinary flavor-space or something - animal blood works fine and tastes lousy to vampires but okay to us, I'm not aware of any other experiments."
"Yeah, I'm not your guy," snorts Kerron. "Dad or Lily. Or both for that matter."
"Lily's yea high, blue eyes, hair somewhere between blonde and chestnut depending on the lighting, she'll let it get to her knees before she hacks it off but today it's about two feet long," says Kerron. "If you don't want to go around reading large numbers of nametags to locate her. She was wearing pink last time I saw her but that might change."
"Why, how else would I describe her? I could tell you how she smells but English is kind of crap at that."
"Huh. What kinda senses?" Kerron's squinting at the grain now, but nothing comes clear.
"...And you're at a Bellparty which has Bells at it. That sounds, eh, what's the word I'm looking for..."
"So now you see, what, the Monet equivalent of - er - Monet painted blurry things," clarifies Kerron.