"No, actually? Like, right now my mental image is someone goes to the store and buys a packet of nymph seeds and then blows out the candle on their birthday cake and makes a wish, and I'm sure that's totally wrong but it sounds like I would rather keep thinking it anyhow."
"Why do people go do whatever it really is instead of buying nymph seeds? Is it just like they decide to have kids and the long way around is too much work or what?"
"...noooooooo," says Celo, "as much of the exact opposite of that as it is possible to get, pretty much, except I guess in some really fucked up circumstances - okay, one of the practical reasons to want a nymph is because you don't just seed a nymph in bare dirt, you do it in the middle of a field of some kind of crop, and then you don't have to do anything else except keep the nymph happy and you'll get a nice crop of whatever it is every year."
"Oh, I guess that kind of makes sense? Farmer nymphs, okay."
"And I guess it's easier to keep nymphs happy than to keep broccoli or whatever happy."
"Because you can move around and get your own nymph food or whatever. Cool."
"Okay then! Wow, there is a lot of stuff about you I do not wanna know."